What could possibly go wrong?

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Published 12/05/2017 at 10:49

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Cheap Volvo, school me.

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Quick stoplight snap of my wife driving the ST while I suffer dailying the Disco. (Exterior plastic trim disintegration intensifies) I still love the aggressive tone that the Ray’s set on the car especially with the slightly larger than stock sized Continental DWS06. Still needs tint and an intercooler installed. (Parts sitting in my office for over a year now). If I don’t get a floor jack this year for Christmas after having asked for it for the last 4 years I will have a coronary.

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Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/05/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 4

Just get an Allroad if you want to hurt that bad.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
12/05/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 2

while I suffer dailying the Disco.

He already admitted he owns a Land Rover, I’m sure he could deal with Volvo S60 R ownership.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
12/05/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 5

Kinja'd!!!

everything.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/05/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

British reliability is a completely different ballpark than mainland European reliability. Annoying build quality vs. “superior” engineering.

Kinja'd!!! "UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy" (smithtaylorm)
12/05/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

Suspension work? I’m thinking wheels maybe next year for the FoST but I am always afraid it will look silly with aftermarket wheels at stock height. I like the look of yours.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/05/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1

The front seats are super comfy.

The back seat is laughably small for a sedan of its size.

The seller thinks it has a 2.5 liter 8 cylinder motor.

You will spend a not-insignificant amount of money and time on repairs.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
12/05/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

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It does look good in the pictures, though. If it’s in your neighborhood, it’s worth a look. Those R’s are great.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
12/05/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 1

You like Fords? AWD? Unreliable cars?

Focus RS!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/05/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 1

Airbags and Stage 1 bro. *puffs vape*

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
12/05/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0

All the things?

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0

Those are Ray’s 57Extremes 18x8 33mm offset with no suspension work. I would like coilovers but I like the higher ride height for that rally attack look and also more functional, imho.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
12/05/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 2

I test drove a similar one a few years ago and the smell of fuel in the interior when I did a mildly hard stop was alarming in every sense of the word. The automatic lived up to the name “slushbox” and nothing wanted to work.

Of course, the seller demanded at least like 4k and “knew what he had”.

Be careful....

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 0

I think the ST is more usable hot hatch than the RS, I still like it don;t get me wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

Can’t not think of the Vicky and Vance casino in Fallout New Vegas

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

Yeah, btw any time i see you name I can only think of this:

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Kinja'd!!! "DarrenMR" (darrenmr)
12/05/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1

I just got an 07 SR. You dont really want an 04, and you really dont want the automatics. The SRs have whats called an angle gear, its basically a transfer case to run the rear wheels for the AWD system. There is a metal sleeve between the gears and the driveshaft, they are known to fail pretty easily on the 04. They are fairly cheap to purchase, and a bit of a pain to replace.

From my research there is all sorts of issues with the automatics. From the computer messing up, to part failures.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/05/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 1

It’s bad enough when a private seller doesn’t know how many cylinders their car has, but a dealership really should be checking that kind of stuff before they make a listing. I can see the manager now saying, “it’s that fast it must have a V8.”

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

Sweet thanks, so this is deffo not DD material, too bad those seats look super comfy.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 1

wow a 2.5L v8 would be something awesome though

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/05/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 0

Ferrari had a 2.0 V8.

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/05/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 0

The angle gear collar is an issue on all R years. It’s actually LESS likely to fail on an auto 04/05 due to the torque limiting in 1st and 2nd gear.

The automatics got better and worse for 06/07. They got an extra gear, more power capacity, but suffered from valve body issues. Each one has it’s issues but programming isn’t typically one of them. At this point in time it’s been 10 years since the last R came out. All of them should have necessary software updates by now.

Kinja'd!!! "cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
12/05/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1

See my above post. The seats are the best, btw.

It can be a DD if you want it to be. You just have to be prepared.

I dunno why but these cars have a reputation on OPPO like they’re somehow the same as a B5 All Road or S4. They aren’t nearly that bad. Shit ain’t cheap though. That’s a consideration for any car that was expensive to begin with. Someone paid 45,000 for my VR in 04. It’s the equivalent to spending 60+ for a new Polestar today. You can’t go into a car like that and either expect to not spend money, or expect to spend pennies at AutoZone.

It has a super complicated suspension and struts are 300 plus, each.

It has 13" vented rotors with 4 pot Brembos all around. It’s gonna cost more to do brakes.

It’s the reality of the situation and SRs hardly command any money at this point. It gets people into trouble. Cheap car doesn’t mean cheap running costs. It’s not a Corolla.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
12/05/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

No it’s an in-line

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/05/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

I support whatever dubious decision you make

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/05/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0

Nah. In a dd street car, it’d be a waste.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
12/05/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0

Unfortunately with that automatic i fear the maintenance exceeds any and all potential fun that it could provide.