I am disappoint: 8 Series

Kinja'd!!! by "Tapas" (tapas)
Published 12/05/2017 at 00:26

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So, the production version will have all the flanks, curves and creases ironed out almost completely as it hits production. Also, the headlights and tail lights will be giant (not sharp and sleek), standard issue and very BMW-family looking. So now I have nothing to get excited about.

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Thanks, Obama!


Replies (27)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/05/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

So, is this just a 7-series with 2 doors?

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
12/05/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 1

Not surprised. Looks like an enlarged 4-series coupe with a sleeker and further swept-back fastback profile and everything else is just bigger. If it comes with a V12, that’ll be awesome though.

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
12/05/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 1

Slap a Pontiac badge on it and relaunch the grand prix/am.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
12/05/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 4

same sausage different lengths

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 02:09, STARS: 0

Seems like it :(

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 02:10, STARS: 0

Idk, that in itself is not enough to excite me.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
12/05/2017 at 03:24, STARS: 1

BMW E24 and E31 are still somewhat affordable so no worries about new silly models.

Kinja'd!!! " " (a7rrows)
12/05/2017 at 03:31, STARS: 1

The tail light design was pretty much revealed in the M8 GTE.

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They look pretty damn cool and seem about as close to concept as you could get for a production car.

What’ll ruin it for me will be the new chunky active-aero grille they’re putting on everything now.

I love the hollow race version.

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Expect this in its place:

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Eugh.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/05/2017 at 06:33, STARS: 0

better than Bangle’s flame surfacing

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 06:59, STARS: 1

I mean, that’s a low bar to pass.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 0

Really? The tail lights will have the L shaped blade protruding from the assembly?

And yeah, the head lights are uninspiring.

Kinja'd!!! "StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
12/05/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 0

I mean, did you expect more? The 6 was damn good looking, but every other new BMW doesn’t do much for me.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
12/05/2017 at 08:37, STARS: 1

BMW is pretty uninspiring these days

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
12/05/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 0

That is extremely typical of bmw to do that. BMW keeps the same (roughly) design as the concept but then they take the fun out of it

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
12/05/2017 at 09:05, STARS: 0

Looking forward to the 8 series Gran Coupe!

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/05/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0

Maybe ALL OF IT is just the camouflage manufactures put on their new / test cars?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/05/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 1

So it’s a supersized 4er, cool. Can’t wait for the GT variant.

Kinja'd!!! " " (a7rrows)
12/05/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 1

I like the headlights.

BMWs were better before their eyes started to bleed into their nostrils.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

I expected them to follow the concept faithfully.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

Sure, it would be slightly more attractive without the camo. But I’m don’t think it will look close to the concept :(

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0

:(

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
12/05/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

It is sad

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/05/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

You missed the joke.

Kinja'd!!! "No Prius Needed" (nopriusneeded)
12/05/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1

Its not pillarless :(

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0

Sorry, Im sick as hell

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/05/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0

Oh, that’s even more terrible~

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
12/06/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1

Bad car design can do that to a fella.

Hang in there...