by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 12/04/2017 at 13:27
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 12/04/2017 at 13:27
Tags: Water closet is a euphemism for: room where you take a dump
STARS: 0
How ashamed of your body can you be?!?!
Toilet is constantly on motion alert. It sprays water anytime you walk by it. It then has a cleaning cycle where a suggestive prod sticks out and sprays more water and lights the inside of the toilet blue.
To each their own...
"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/04/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 4
Water fountain!!!
"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
12/04/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 5
Bidet, mate.
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
12/04/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 2
Ball gargler
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/04/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1
I really really don’t get the foot-washing station dealy but the undercarriage wash could be on account of disability. We had to have one installed for my dad when he was diagnosed with ALS. Though it could be they just like a little splish splash on the giblets.
"Azrek" (azrek)
12/04/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 8
I had a bidet in my office in Saudi Arabia. I explained to visitors not to ever use it...
We discovered one day while cleaning it that the water pressure was off. It hit the ceiling by slightly turning the knob. That thing would clean you out from ass to nose.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/04/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 0
The thing on the left is a bidet for when they want to bidet themselves on an actual bidet and not on the toilet.
The real question is, do they have shower hand sprayers?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/04/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0
You know it
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/04/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 4
This is an official video from TOTO toilets.
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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
12/04/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0
Maybe they’re Your-o-peein, from what I hear bidets are fairly common over there.
Or they just like......ummmm.....ya know....
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/04/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0
Just met the owners, definitely not disabled, but hey.
"DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
12/04/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 2
I remember, when I was a kid, one of our family friends used to have one of those bidets or whatever its called. I somehow got the idea that it was meant to wash your clothes, so I proudly went to my mom to tell her I had it all figured out. Instead of telling me what it was actually for, she just kept laughing. I didnt quite understand why she started laughing, but I felt quite proud of my own genius and went around the whole room to let every family member know what it was for. Before I knew it, I had the whole room laughing and I still had no idea what was so funny.
"E92M3" (E46M3)
12/04/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 5
If you’ve never tried a bidet, you’re missing out. I don’t know why as one of the most civilized countries, we still insist on smearing poo on ourselves with dry paper.
A bidet that warms the water is ultimate luxury.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/04/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0
Bidets are nice and all (I just spent a week in Italian hotels, AMA) but why do you need a bidet if you also have a toilet seat with a built in bidet? Alternatively, why do you need a toilet seat with a built in bidet if you have a bidet?
"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
12/04/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 2
Seriously. I got one with a warm water option for on $50 on Amazon, and it was pretty easy to install. These things should be on every toilet.
I may splurge and get one of the ones with a blow dryer for the master bath.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/04/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0
I feel like Kevin Spacey would have been perfect for this commercial.
"E92M3" (E46M3)
12/04/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0
I want one, but I’m too lazy to run the wiring for one with a heater.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/04/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0
Sorry bud but bidets are the best things on this planet when it comes to keeping your bits clean
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/04/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 2
As per American rules: because you responded with a dissenting opinion, you are dead to me.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
12/04/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 2
As per internet rules I have put out a dox request and will be sending scores of unrequested pizzas on a daily basis
"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
12/04/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 0
Mine doesn’t heat the water - it just runs a second water line from the bathroom faucet’s hot water line. It was an extra five minutes of install. (Which does mean you have to give the water a minute to heat up...but if your can is close enough to the bathroom faucet, you can run the hot water in the sink for a minute to speed up the process. ^_^ )
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/04/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0
I actually wouldn’t mind a bidet myself. That’s one unpleasant task I’d be happy to outsource.
"ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
12/05/2017 at 03:53, STARS: 0
What???
Why not just shower?
"BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
12/05/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0
At some point my boss replaced one of our toilets with one of these, such as to have a demonstrator for customers (We sold bathrooms). I never tried it, but it was always very uncomfortable, as it would start preparing, as soon as it sensed somebody near it, making this very weird noise .
Some colleagues really liked it though, and would prefer to go to that toilet, instead of one of the other toilets. Like you said, to each their own...