The Mods have been kidnapped by aliens

Kinja'd!!! by "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
Published 12/04/2017 at 20:16

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Post sci-fi themed Hip Hop (the lyrics, not just the video)

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It doesn’t get much more sci-fi than Positive Contact. Lyrically this thing is longer than Bohemian Rhapsody (417 words after removing the chorus). And the content of the lyrics is suuuuuuper sci-fi:

Transmutation, brand new statements
I’ll have you gapin, open
Check it out y’all
Now let’s see—Deltron Z
Art avenger, let’s start the adventure
Hit ya with nerve gas, absurd blasts
Crashin space craft, I’m bio-enhanced
Hiero advanced series, monstrous evolution
Headed, tooth and nail, scoop the trail
Super-sleuth, a new race
Mad creator, savage nature
World Wide Web, the ebb and flow
Light years from watchful eyes while my thoughts provide
Objectives to ostracize the pompous prophecies
Underground societies are hard to lead
Asteroid surfing, castor-oil burping
The darkest side of humanity animated
The grand awakening, plan to take it in
I demand your patronage, mobilize my battletanks
With clusters small, NTR’s to empty Mars
Many MC’s cruise low earth orbit
Easier for me to use my search warrant
Drift by a star, absorb it, and store it
Leave Taurus porous, my galaxy’s gorgeous
Quantum jump, I’m right at your doorstep

“Positive contact”
(“Wait a- wait a minute!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Reactors on!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute”)
“Positive contact”
(“Even if the record skips, I still rip”)


Now I catch more wreck with fast ignition
My last decision, pulse amplification
Terror with napalm, I want y’all to stay calm
Alien annihilation, I stay armed to the grill piece and kill beef
20 percent matter, 30 percent is energy
Assimilating to become a living being
Evaporative radiation fades your station
I get high as aviation

“Positive contact”
(“Wait a- wait a minute!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Reactors on!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute”)
“Positive contact”
(“Even if the record skips, I still rip”)


I rise like helium, you’re falling rapidly
Trapped in apathy, while I track your speed
I’m what you call a legend, dominance with armageddon
Gives me a warm reception
Verbal war with weapons, installation
Blowin the star dust, distance twelve parsecs
Enthuse your phalanx with my literary talents
Just a bit of balance, rip the silence
In space, all-star systems are our victims
Atomics, synonymous with ominous
Implications of information, or information, and entertainment
Cyber-tech dialect, you gotta earn my respect
I’m like Gamera to amateurs, hit em with a cannonball
And in all this confusion
The fusion of music and mind precipitates translucent illusions
Search the ruins with Automator
Hit the walls with a carbonator
Hit-or-missiles, just regenerate
The sonic soldiers allow us to demonstrate
Emergency dispatch, skyscrapers ripped back
From the impact, their flow is mismatched
My style’s protected by heat shields and ceramics
Don’t panic, I landed on planet Mercury
Gave it atmosphere, set up my headquarters
I’ll never get captured here
Rap your tear clap your ear with Soulsonic Mantronik phonics
Turn your brain to an omelette
I’ll hold a comet in bondage, with my dominance
Take a space shuttle to escape trouble
Bounce through the Milky Way
Not many MC’s feel this way

“Positive contact”
(“Wait a- wait a minute!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Reactors on!”)
“Positive contact”
(“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute”)
“Positive contact”
(“Even if the record skips, I still rip”)


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
12/04/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 3

Low hanging fruit.

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Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/04/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 1

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...In 3030 we ain’t in the clear, though.
We was near toast, doing too much, who to trust?
In a land so scandalous and grand
Even the President got his hand in the contraband,
They done control the band of information
Leading to education to your brainwaves pulsating
They said “Fuck the environment!”
For so long the environment said “Fuck y’all.”
Ok, now we in a cobra clutch once the planet fold up, blow up,
You know what?
Mother Nature must’ve saved us ‘cause look, we still stayed here.
But much was lost, we lost touch with the source.
To get back, there was a hero, jet black...

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/04/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1

You know, I thought of Deltron before I even clicked on the video to see what it was. I actually pulled up Positive Contact on Youtube and then I was like, “uh wait this looks like the thumbnail he already posted,” and sure enough you had.

This one is only really scifi in the intro, but it does have the line ,

“Make you shoot your best friend in the face, Dick Cheney”

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/04/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1

It rhymes so it counts. If you need lyrics, listen and write them down.

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/04/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 1

I’ll allow it, just because I always watch the Turkey Day Marathon

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/04/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 1

There’s a good chance this could just end up being a Deltron thread

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
12/04/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0

Oops, I didn’t notice that your original post was also Deltron 3030. So here’s something different.

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First patient pull out the skull remove the cancer
Breakin’ his back chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti freeze
Octagon oxygen aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles
Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols
You may not believe, livin’ on the Earth planet
My skin is green and silver, warhead lookin’ mean
Astronauts get played, tough like the ukelele
As I move in rockets, overriding, levels
Nothing’s aware, same data, same system

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/04/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 1

There’s no such thing as too much Deltron, but this is solid as well

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
12/04/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
12/04/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 1

Too slow

Kinja'd!!! "Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
12/05/2017 at 02:08, STARS: 0

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I see that Octogon is already repped, so, let’s go with Kool Keith... what? =)

And... oh god... Just no with the lyrics. But that BASS.

Kinja'd!!! "Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
12/05/2017 at 02:14, STARS: 0

And is predicting 2016 in 1990 sci-fi?

If so...

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