The 9000 Aero is...boring?

Kinja'd!!! by "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
Published 12/03/2017 at 08:47

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I love Portlandia, but it kind of bothers me that they chose a 1996 Saab 9000 Aero 4-door hatchback to be the anonymous “boring” car in this sketch. I mean, what’s boring about an Aero? Heck, what’s boring about ANY pre-GM Saab?

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/03/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 1

Oh thank god. When I read the title I immediately thought that you’d driven one and deemed it boring and I was gonna be all like

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because that was I car I’d love to own someday

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/03/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 3

They should have used one of these instead.

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There is nothing remarkable about this car. No good, no bad. It just exists.

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
12/03/2017 at 09:34, STARS: 1

The Kia Optima of that same generation is even more boring. The most anonymous car ever built.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
12/03/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

The ‘13 non-turbo Kia Optima I now have is (I think) one of the best-looking sedans ever designed, even if some of the design language was cribbed from Skoda. But the way it drives... it definitely has the same soul of nothingness from the previous generation. I think it out-Camrys the Camry. It’s not bad to drive, it’s just not really good either. I’m ok with that for now.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/03/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0

Except the Kia Optima of this era was pretty shitty.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
12/03/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

They’re not wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
12/03/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
12/03/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1

Given the volume of odd machinery on the streets of Hipsterville, a 9000 isn’t too unusual anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
12/03/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 0

Also, the Wrangler was labeled an ‘85.

Kinja'd!!! "average user" (avgusr)
12/03/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

I drove a Kia Optima as a loaner around 2005 or 2006. It was the most generic car ever.

Kinja'd!!! "1967ers - lover of dead auto marques" (1967ers)
12/04/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

That’s the car I’m debating right now....

Kinja'd!!! "1967ers - lover of dead auto marques" (1967ers)
12/04/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

Well, an Aero, anyway.