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Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 12/02/2017 at 23:44

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STARS: 2


I’m starting to warm up to the Regal...

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/02/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

S U P E R C H A R G E D

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/02/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 11

It’s the first symptoms. Next you’ll start following GM trade mags and searching for old GM service manuals on ebay. Then the rashes will start. At first they look like bow ties, but they morph into enlarged Pontiac arrows.

Honestly, I feel for you. There’s no treatment. You’re pretty much done for.

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
12/03/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 2

Why not Maurader if we’re going down the 00's domestic rabbit hole

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/03/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 5

I’ve always said to myself: “That Jake fella really out to buy more things.”

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
12/03/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

Hey look, a wrong-wheel-drive Grand National sedan.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/03/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 1

Stock FWD Regal: 14.6 in the quarter. RWD ones did 14.4. The current-gen Opal-based Regal GS is the fastest car ever to come out of Buick.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/03/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

Obviously

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/03/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 6

Because being the best Panther platform car still isn’t enough to dig it out of the pitfall of being a Panther car in the first place.

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
12/03/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 2

My dad had one and I had a 91 Grand Prix. Frankly, all the GM W platform cars are basically the same. The upside is the 3800 Series II engine. The downside is everything else, including the rust.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/03/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 0

Not sure I’ve ever seen a rusty last-gen W or G/H-Body, even here in the midwest.

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
12/03/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1

I was in the Northeast. Maybe more road salt? It was ALWAYS the rocker panels up through the doors.

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
12/03/2017 at 01:26, STARS: 1

I have the upmost respect for Jake but if I had the time or authorship y’all would see where I’m coming from with the hooptie fleet I’m running

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
12/03/2017 at 01:52, STARS: 0

Murdersofa round two?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/03/2017 at 06:39, STARS: 1

Next thing you know, he owns a Sunbird.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
12/03/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0

You know that we can remedy at least one of these, right? The other is up to you...

Kinja'd!!! "Mechanically" (leegates)
12/03/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 1

I lold. Have a star.

Kinja'd!!! "DucST3-Red-1Liter-Standing-By" (ducst3-red-1liter-standing-by)
12/03/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 0

Well, I might know a guy selling one.... (me)

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/d/2004-buick-regal-ls-low-miles/6393700945.html

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/03/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0

Gracias.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/03/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

That’s the terminal phase.

Sorry about your alternator.