I'm going to buy a car tomorrow

Kinja'd!!! by "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
Published 12/01/2017 at 16:30

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So like a few others joining the 2018 Euromeet group, I’m buying a beater to tour the hills and valleys of Wales in. It’s £400. It’s not a special car. But I will make it a special car.

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May I present to you: The 2002 Skoda Octavia 4x4 Combi with a well-run-in 180,000 mile 1.8T motor. Mapped to 200hp, with Golf R32 springs and shocks, and a three inch mild steel pipe in place of an actual backbox; This is my beater.

As it stands it’s not a particularly exciting car, but I have drawn myself a plan. I’ve never had a car that I didn’t have to care about, and the thought of being able to do whatever the hell I want with this thing to prepare it for March has filled me with excitement. I’ve given myself £500 TOTAL to spend on this thing, excluding tax/insurance etc.

So now, I present to you: The 2002 Skoda Octavia 4x4 Combi Rowdy Edition

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I’ve got the tyres, got the steel, the rally lights, the wiring, switches and relays, the roof bars and rack, the drainpipe, and the cutting discs. The only thing I need to buy to get to this point is some arch extensions (to pass MOT), etch primer and some paint - easily staying under my £100 budget for accessories and add-ons. I see absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with any of this plan.

Project Rowdy - Beginning 11:30AM-ish Saturday 02/12/2017


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/01/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 0

Rather choice er, choice. Not an AMC Eagle, but then what is?

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Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/01/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0

I mean I was thinking more along the lines of budget e400 4x4², but I guess the Eagle is a benchmark of sorts

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/01/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

It’s important to set the bars for tastelessness, utility, and chimericity all equally high. Why the Eagle’s the best benchmark: a near-lethal dose of 80s, wagon, hatchback, and Jeep all rolled into one to impressive effect. It’s nearly the default to have one with *woodgrain vinyl*, after all:

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Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/01/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0

I will plaster woodgrain across the sides in homage to the Eagle. You may consider it done!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
12/01/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0

It’s important to have standards.

Kinja'd!!! "Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
12/01/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 1

ooo I forgot about the oppo meet, has a date been decided?

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/01/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 1

Last week in March! Buy a beater, join in

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
12/01/2017 at 17:15, STARS: 0

Step 1: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/how-to-score-a-500hp-ls-engine-for-free-1131506504

Kinja'd!!! "Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
12/01/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

I’ve got a beater mr2 lol

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/01/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 0

Perfect! You’ll be in good company, there’s another 2 MR2s coming

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/01/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1

I would love to, but sadly the LS is not exactly ubiquitous in the UK

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
12/01/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 0

Not going to bolt onto a VW bellhousing too well either...

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/02/2017 at 05:17, STARS: 0

is it subject to the VW-group recall?

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/02/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

For what? For being a Skoda?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/02/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

Emissions

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/02/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0

Nah it’s a petrol