Post Jags

Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 11/30/2017 at 23:20

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4 day weekend for Jake since I just had some wisdom teeth out. Post XJSes to entertain me. This one is a manual-swapped V12 car painted GM Burnt Orange from a C6 and BMW wheels that offer far superior performance tire options than the SUV tire sizes the stock 15-inch wheels require. The best part? Dude only paid $1400 for it and did all the bodywork himself. I am impressed.

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/30/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 7

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/30/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 1

You bastard, I came to post this

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/30/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

I remember having my wisdom teeth out. That was no joke. Unlike this car:

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/30/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/30/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 5

I hate that car so much. Yeah just take the brilliantly designed IRS out of the jag and make it yet another stupid tubbed drag car.

Living in Kansas has me a bit overloaded with this sort of thing, lol. Especially with Foxbody mustangs. I’d love, just once, to go to a car show and see a foxbody that can do something other than drive straight.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/30/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

Confession: I hate foxbodies. I think a cardboard box with wheels painted on looks more attractive. And I suspect it handles better too.

I’ll just sit her quietly now and wait for the men in suits to come for me.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/30/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 1

They’re floppy rattletrap pieces of shit but they can be set up fairly decently. I liked my four-eyed notchback simply because it is the absolute last bodystyle people think of when “Mustang” is mentioned.

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/01/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0

You could probably hustle quite a few unsuspecting rubes with that.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
12/01/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/01/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 1

Yeah, not likely. 100hp 3.8 liter TBI V6 going through a swapped-in world class T5 and an open diff. It didn’t go anywhere in a hurry or particularly comfortably or economically but I had less than $600 into it and it was kinda fun to toss around. Sold it for $1200 and bought my $1100 Honda CX500 motorcycle once I could no longer push the clutch on the Mustang due to knee issues.

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12/01/2017 at 02:07, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
12/01/2017 at 03:34, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
12/01/2017 at 04:36, STARS: 2

Jags!

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I still really damn want one of these. When the Spitfire’s done and stopped hoovering up every bit of spare change I can rub together I’ll start saving up for something new. XJS, Alfetta, SWB Biturbo, SD1 etc.

As ever I’ve got a bit of a plan with the Jaaag.

Spray it a deep BRG (unless it’s already a kickass colour like Kingfisher or something). Blow a lot of money on some of those Torque Thrusts you get on a lot of muscle cars (bit exotic over here). Grey spokes, not the usual chrome-fest.

I think you can get Fibreglass bonnets and wings and things. Aim would be to bring it down to about 1500kg.

Then, build the ol’ AJ6 with the forged crank from an AJ16 and low-compression pistons from the supercharged XJR and see just how much boost the venerable old six can take :) bottom end was built for a potential diesel application so it’s massively overbuilt.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/01/2017 at 05:32, STARS: 0

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12/01/2017 at 05:42, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
12/01/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 1

I had to have a molar pulled this week. I understand 1/4th of your pain.

Except there is no such color as Burnt Orange for a C6. It’s either Daytona Sunset orange, or Atomic Orange. That looks like Atomic Orange. Though, later in life they did offer Inferno Orange from the Camaro.

I am on heavy painkillers and super serious about Corvette Colors.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
12/01/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/01/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 0

Yeah I actually just did the ones on the left because I had two deeply impacted wisdom teeth that were sideways and in danger of resorpring some piece of my jaw, I think, and I had a molar that had kind of shattered into a few pieces and needed to come out. Later I get to have a root canal on a molar that is resorping itself, a filling on one of my front teeth that has a nasty hole in it, and the other wisdom teeth pulled.

Oddly, I’m not on any real painkillers right now. Just ibuprofein and working from home.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/01/2017 at 09:30, STARS: 0

That green and silver two tone is pretty neat.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/01/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0

The AJ6 is a damned stout motor. My ideal XJ-S would be one of the facelifted 1992-1996 coupes with the 6 cylinder and a supercharger. In either blue or BRG.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/01/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

I don’t want to live in a world that’s post-Jags.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
12/01/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0

Ugh. I had a weird situation. I had a filling in the molar, but it had come up a bit, and at some point the tooth cracked under the filling. So it got majorly infected, but it didn’t swell up or hurt much because of the crack letting it drain. So something got in there, the infection went crazy, and I went in for the emergency removal. Now I’m on anti-biotics and vicodin to stay upright. Ugh.

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
12/01/2017 at 09:46, STARS: 1

Pretty damn close to what I want there :) I’d prefer to go for one of the earlier ones (so that it’s exempt from emissions regs over here). Luckily we got the 6-cyl a fair bit earlier than you guys did so I’ve got a much broader pool to look for.

A supercharger would certainly be simpler given that there was a factory setup, but I’m intrigued as to how well they’d take to a honking great turbo ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
12/01/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

4 liter straight six... an M90 would do nicely.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/01/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

I thought when you said “set up” that you meant modifications under the hood. My mistake. $600 car is no worries car.

Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
12/01/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Sorry not an XJS But here’s my XJ6. Also, there was a beautiful restored XJ12c at my mechanic in for a MANUAL SWAP last time I was there. SO MUCH WANT. No pic unfortunately.

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12/01/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

Also my favorite XJS YouTube:

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12/01/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

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12/02/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0

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My XJ6 hiding in the tall grass waiting to pounce.

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12/02/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

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