by "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
Published 11/30/2017 at 11:15
Tags: Birthday
STARS: 11
I am 25 years old as of 10:01 AM Central Time. Post what non-smart cars I should get! :P
I already bought my own present this year, my own Flight Simulator X PC build. I received the GPU and the DVD drive yesterday. I get more parts today! I also checked on my house last night and was happy to see nothing stolen or destroyed.
My dream birthday/Christmas present for this year (and perhaps every year until I get one) is a U-Haul CT13. 1,000 pounds dry baby! :D
If one day I hit my head and suddenly not like smarts, what not-smart should I get?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/30/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 2
https://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/d/2007-infinity-qx56-luxury/6402820781.html
This is about as far to the opposite end of the spectrum as smart cars.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/30/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0
Everyone likes a little Scamp.
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/30/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0
Happy Birthday!
"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
11/30/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1
E46(or e36) m3
"fintail" (fintail)
11/30/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0
Enjoy:
"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
11/30/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 3
You should get a slammed, cambered, 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer.
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
11/30/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0
Happy birthday!!
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
11/30/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 5
Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/30/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 1
Easy. I think one of these would be perfect.
"Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)" (NKlein)
11/30/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 1
The answer is always bitchin’ El Camino.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/30/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0
HBD! Second image result for “dumb car”:
"nermal" (nermal)
11/30/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 1
You need to achieve balance.
The answer is obviously a bro truck:
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/30/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0
Happy birthday!!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/30/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1
Happy Birthday! And if Smarts won’t cut it, how about the (original) Cinquecento?
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/30/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0
Happy Birthday! I am happy you are back.
For your birthday a trip here
To buy this 230 SL
"Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
11/30/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 2
What you really need is a 3000LB (dry weight) motorhome with an air cooled flat six engine:
https://www.corvair.org/chapters/ultravan/
"Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
11/30/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1
So.... dumb cars
"KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
11/30/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 1
Something Jap;
Something German;
Something from home;
"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
11/30/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
Only one answer to this.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/30/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 2
Gotta have it stanced, of course!
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/30/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 1
Thanks! Eat the roof first to make it a convertible!
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/30/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 1
There we go.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
11/30/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0
Pick one.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/30/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 0
Happy birthday! 25 isn’t so bad. I’m just departing my 25th year
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/30/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
Happy bday! To go to the exact opposite of a Smart, get the most dishonest concept of a car ever, like a Toyota Highlander or a Honda Pilot. Or a Hummer H3.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
11/30/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1
Happy birthday! Hopefully, the next quarter century leads to massive improvements in your life.
I believe you either need to go really massive or alternatively get something even smaller for when finding Smart parking is much too hard.
Or;
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/30/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1
Happy birthday!
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
11/30/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 0
Happy birthday!
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/30/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 1
Not sure if you’re asking me on a date (have to decline for obvious reasons) or if you’re telling me to put a giant wing on a Civic Type R and engine swap it with a Geo Metro engine.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/30/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0
The REAL four door sports car!
*Anthropomorphic hotdog sold separately
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/30/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0
Happy birthday!
"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
11/30/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0
Lol. The second one. Don’t forget, it’s gotta have either the park bench wing or— just follow these guidelines:
"REO Jackwagon" (reojackwagon)
11/30/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 0
Happy Birthday, glad to see you on here.
You might try a recent Pontiac GTO or G8
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
12/01/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0
This one is old enough to be your father and only three were ever built...
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
12/01/2017 at 06:26, STARS: 0
happy birthday!
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
12/01/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 0
What is that wonderful thing? :D
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
12/01/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0
1969 XW Ford Falcon Surferoo Ute. Made as promotional items, it was never put into production and the three that were made were sold off.
"Tropical Snow" (tropicalsnow)
12/01/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 1
I suggest you keep with the smart cars
I sold mine but will indeed seek another
"Tropical Snow" (tropicalsnow)
12/01/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 2
surfer oo?
haha
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
12/01/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 0
Crap I’m late. But Happy Birthday!
"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb)
12/04/2017 at 02:28, STARS: 0
You need a Hyundai Veloster with a stick and the turbo engine, an GTX 1080, an 2012-spec i7 laptop with an expresscard port, an eGPU expresscard adapter, and an RCA to HDMI port. This means flight simulator action in the comfort of a weird 3 door manual turbo car!
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/04/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 1
Yes, but buy something with the steering wheel on the correct side of the car, like this:
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/04/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1
Well played.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/04/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
12/05/2017 at 04:46, STARS: 1
Left is not Right! Right is Right! Got it? Right. Good.
Clearly the answer is centre steering.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
12/05/2017 at 08:00, STARS: 1
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This is a favorite of mine.