Kinja'd!!! by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 11/28/2017 at 22:45

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Kinja'd!!!

I find this really handsome. Am I becoming a dad or something?


Replies (33)

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 1

Is that an Outback photoshopped into a three row SUV?

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
11/28/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

I like it too. My want for a baby and a new car has me wanting something like this more than before. I’ll still probably buy a van because I’ve always loved those.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/28/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1

https://www.subaru.com/ascent

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1

It’s like a Traverse that actually looks decent.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/28/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1

I mean, if you think you can fit an appropriate amount of lumber in the back of that to build a deck and also think it’ll be quiet enough for your offspring to hear your puns no matter what speed or terrain you’re on, then yes, you’re becoming a dad.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
11/28/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 2

And tell me how this makes you feel?

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Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
11/28/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/28/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Talk about a backhanded compliment

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/28/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Obligatory

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

That’s pretty much what I was going for.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
11/28/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 7

Why did you upload a picture of my razor?

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
11/28/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 1

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Chevy already took care of that.

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
11/28/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

It’s just the Lexus effect. Anything without a predator grille looks attractive by comparison.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 3

Malibu wagon!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1

It’s like a Camry ate three other Camries.

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
11/28/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

Do not give me any ideas.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

Prolly.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/28/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

Sure does, pops.

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
11/28/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 0

Jeez, Subaru can’t even come up with something original. This is just a stretched Outback.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/28/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

Not bad. As a dad for 7.5 years so far, I’m really getting sick of the Big Car thing. A normal size car plus a roof bag/box for long trips would be fine...in hindsight.

Needless to say, I’m excited to check this thing out soon. As much we don’t really need AWD here in The Ham, I like the balance and constant grip. FWD just sucks sometimes, especially on wet hills or corners.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
11/28/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Never mind that, it sounds like a slightly de-tuned WRX mill under that shapely hood, which means we’re getting a new source for Subaru turbo engines.

We’ll be swapping turbo’d flat-fours into anything and everything. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/28/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 4

Its literally an outback thats been made taller

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/28/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

So a Tribecca updated to match the current design language. I guess it’ll sell. We’ll see how it does against the Atlas.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

That was a serious question, I didn’t know they were trying the TriBeCa thing again.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 0

It’s an Outback made to look like a VW Atlas

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/28/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

Yeah but i mean....its just an outback but taller. Its perfect, the people who grew up loving the outback have something thats familiar, but has swelled which should resonate with them (me)

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
11/28/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 0

You are.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/29/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 0

yep - good looking rig. I predict new top tier WRC class, Ascents, Highlanders, Explorers, Atlases and Santa Fes blasting around Monte Carlo - you heard it here first.

Kinja'd!!! "John-Palazzo" (John-Palazzo)
11/29/2017 at 07:37, STARS: 0

I think it is by far the best looking three row crossover, very sharp. It’s also a good thing that we like it, because Subaru might as well just print money at this point. These are going to be everywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/29/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 0

Nope. You’re becoming a soccer mom.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
11/29/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0

Me too and maybe?

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
11/29/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 0

If you listen to them, they’re not. They’re supposedly trying to do a proper 3-row SUV which, if it saves me from a minivan, is just fine by me.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/29/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

I wouldn’t mind a minivan. If I found out my wife was having twins I’d trade in our Fit for a 2018 Odyssey like yesterday. But since we don’t have three kids I won’t have to do that