Wow. fuck my life

Kinja'd!!! by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 11/28/2017 at 22:31

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I had JUST finished installing some new LED foglight bulbs in the lexus. looks BITCHING
BEFORE:

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AFTER:

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I had such joy....



30 minutes Later the alternator shit itself and died. -.-’

and OFC, my dad is blaming the fact that I put in NEW FOGLIGHT BULBS as to why the alternator died...

Can I catch a break at all these days?


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

When I put in slightly brighter headlight bulbs on my wife’s car, it ate a fuse and blew both bulbs almost immediately. Replaced the fuse and put in the recommended bulb and haven’t had a problem since...

TLDR: spooky things happen with lights.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/28/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1

I’ll be waking up extra early and checking the fuses in the morning.

but I put in lower draw bulbs....i dont get it

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 4

Well your car is ruined anyway. I’ll take it off your hands, free of charge.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/28/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

only if I get yours

you pay shipping and handling

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 2

[locks garage door]

NO

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

That sucks. But look on the bright side. Your story makes me feel a bit better about the whatever-it-was that hit my windshield today and left a divot.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 6

But looking at the bright side is exactly why he’s in this position!

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
11/28/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 1

Bright side.... ha

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/28/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1

I read divot as duvet at first and was thoroughly confused

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/28/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1

I still dont get HOW he thinks a bulb change (to lower draw bulbs) can fuck an alternator.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 2

Not my fault. He pretty much LED me right to it.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 4

You could explain the difference between correlation and causation to him, but the only thing he (and most people) will think is: “It worked fine, he touched something, now it doesn’t”

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/28/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

That alternator was done anyway ... doubt you even took 24 hours off its life. Tell dad to chill.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

Unless I was following a linen delivery truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

What Zoidberg said.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/28/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

he is an electrical engineer, I want to slap him. he is NOT this stupid.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1

Sounds like your dad also got a degree in Button Pushin’

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
11/28/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0

I find my LED fogs are too white to be effective in heavy fog. So yellow tint I want soon.

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
11/29/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 4

I’ll never understand why people take a photo of the light source instead of the light output to show the improvement.

Seems like they will cause a lot of glare, especially considering your before photo was taken at a lower height than the after.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/29/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

lets put it this way...
I dont need headlights anymore. fogs and High beams is all I need

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/29/2017 at 04:26, STARS: 0

voltage spike?