Why did we not get a U-body Catalina crossover wagon?

by "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
Published 11/28/2017 at 15:29

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The Aztek was ugly as fuck, but Pontiac had potential to be ugly as fuck better. Let the ‘70 Catalina be their guide, and go Max Chromium Ug. Okay, it would have stolen Buick sales, but fuck ‘em. They’ve got China.

Replies (15)

"jimz" (jimz)
11/28/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

dat Bunkie beak

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/28/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 1

sadly, this does nothing for me.

Give me Yuge tail fins all day

Give me Yuge chrome grill all day

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/28/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

I would buy the hell out of this

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Make Bumpers Grille Again.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 3

I’m not excluding the wagon tailfin thing out of hand.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/28/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

I found a Catalina for sale once: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/found-on-craigslist-all-youve-ever-dreamed-of-and-mor-482740546

"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/28/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 0

Make mine a ’67; ’68-’70 models look terrible in my opinion.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

I do not disagree that they look terrible, I merely state that they are terrible in a majestic and kind of awesome way.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0

Needs more hardtop

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

Why did they put HVAC vents on the front grille?

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 2

Not making this up - my first guess was right and it’s a “Horn Port”. Lawks.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

That’s wonderful...in a completely awful way, of course.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0

There are guys in the Philippines who go nuts for Bosch Supertone horns, on everything. This reminds me a bit of that.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0

Yuck