by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 11/28/2017 at 15:07
by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 11/28/2017 at 15:07
Tags: why god why
STARS: 9
As seen in another thread. Buick was allowed to make this but Pontiac is dead? This reality sucks balls. This is apparently the Buick Signia, a 240hp AWD garbage can painted in metallic-ochre.
The interior looks like pre-rendered 1990s game graphics.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/28/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 6
golf club shifter probably why it didnt make it to production. everything else was so reasonable.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 3
COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
11/28/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 13
You stop that right now
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 6
If Pontiac had lived, GM would have had it producing a version of this. So, in a way, you could think of it as a mercy killing.
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
11/28/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 3
Reasonable when you remember this inspired the Rendezvous
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
11/28/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 9
“I’m sorry son, but old people love your brother and nobody wants a $40,000 American super sedan. Goodnight sweet prince”
~Papa GM, smothering Pontiac with badge engineering.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
11/28/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 3
it’s what happens when you go to six consecutive parties
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
11/28/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 1
B U T
T H I S
W A S
T H E
F U T U R E
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0
Needs a few more square edges, and call it a Catalina.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
11/28/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0
At least we now know what the ugliest car ever made looks like.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 9
~Papa GM, smothering Pontiac with badge engineering.
And plastic cladding. Don’t forget the plastic cladding.
"and 100 more" (nth256)
11/28/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0
The exterior, though similar, makes the SSR & HHR look reasonable.
That interior, however, is nuclear hot fucking garbage.
Not so bad now, huh?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 1
Buick hasn’t done a square edge since, I think, 1987.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 4
Saavedro hid the ignition keys in a water puzzle in the Crystal Age. To use them, you have to insert them to the right depth to play a four note tune. You can hear the tune coming from a grandfather clock table thing in the Mahogany Age.
"Azrek" (azrek)
11/28/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 3
Is...is...that shifter a 3 Wood?
"user314" (user314)
11/28/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 6
Meh, concept cars are all either wildly impractical or homely as a mule’s ass. ‘Member Honda’s Fuya-jo ?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1
JFC why are you reposting this in a giant font? I think that qualifies as shit-stirring.
This POS almost makes the Youabian Puma start to look sane.
"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
11/28/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0
I blame China.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 1
Oh god the cladding. Between all the cladding and the shitty orange dashboard lighting, I hate ‘90s Pontiacs - that crap helped push me away from GM for good 20+ years ago.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
11/28/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 1
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
11/28/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 2
Let’s try to return Pontiac to driving excitement!
YEAH! AWESOME!
Let’s try to make Pontiac America’s BMW!
YEAH! AWESOME!
Let’s do it with this microscopic budget and all this bureaucracy!
YEAH! AWES.....wait, what?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/28/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 1
HOW THE HELL DID ANYONE WITH EYES ALLOW THAT EXTERIOR TO HAPPEN WITHOUT DOUSING IT IN GAS AND PUTTING A MATCH TO IT
The interior though, I don’t mind
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 1
I meant Pontiac. Cause Pontiac likes them edges all up in this bitch.
^Both Catalinas.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0
Catalina *Safari*!
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/28/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 1
do eeet!
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/28/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 1
I literally lol’d
"user314" (user314)
11/28/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 2
It’s like something they came up with for Tron: Legacy before the director said “Dude, really?”.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1
YES
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0
Give it some corners, a twin-nostril grille, get rid of the goddamn ventiports, and all of a sudden I’m starting to get interested...
"Bad Idea Hat" (taoistlumberjack)
11/28/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 0
It feels like my brain is infested with rich Corinthian leather.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/28/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0
Buick station wagon.... golf club for a shifter... brown.. I love it!
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/28/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 2
Awesomeness
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/28/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0
you know how it happened!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
11/28/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 6
Even if you find a $20 bill in a pile of shit, you still have a shit-covered $20 bill.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/28/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 2
feels more like a Bladerunner background car, or maybe Judge Dredd
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 2
*Not all concept cars
"fintail" (fintail)
11/28/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0
Ah the old GM. How’d they ever get in trouble?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0
Those are awesome.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/28/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 1
Right?!
"user314" (user314)
11/28/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 1
Mmm, more Demolition Man than Dredd, but yeah, I think you’re right.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0
A Buick Rendezvous. Probably
I actually guessed Buick before I read anything
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1
That fits in the wildly impractical side.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0
A lot of the features on that car ended up on Buicks in the ‘50s, though.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/28/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 1
Yes because 50s era cars were wildly impractical. Lol
"feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
11/28/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
Sometimes concept cars are awkward. Often times said concept cars are Buicks.
But lets face it, sometimes they’re pontiacs too
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
11/28/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0
"kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
11/28/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0
It’s utterly horrible. The exterior doesn’t have any nice looking part. But that interior is a bit interesting. It’s not exactly pretty but the design reminds me of 90's computer design. And I mean how the modern and slightly weird computers and related equipment were styled during 90's. The combination of protruding angular parts and round things especially.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
11/28/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 1
AND I think all pontiacs had fog lights
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/29/2017 at 05:11, STARS: 0
kill it with fire!
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/29/2017 at 06:03, STARS: 0
You only have to worry about the shit covered 20 dollar bill until you spend it... then it’s the next guy’s problem.
This country is blessed with number of ways one can spend 20 dollars...even if covered in shit