by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 11/28/2017 at 12:17
by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 11/28/2017 at 12:17
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In anticipation of its debut at the L.A. Auto Show, Subaru has released a teaser image of the new Ascent 3-row crossover. Sometimes when car companies do these shadowy teaser shots, a little shadow recovery can reveal the rest of the car. But Subaru fully blacked out the bottom half of the Ascent in this rendering.
Here’s the original image from which I still was able to at least get some more detail of the top half of the Ascent.
But no matter how much I crank up the shadow recovery into the land of extreme shadow recovery , there’s nothing there but pervasive, empty darkness.
Subaru really wants to make us wait until later today when the whole car debuts, I guess.
I’m prepared to see loads of these running around here in Madison, just like every other Subaru model that’s not one of the fun ones.
In the interest of full Subaru disclosure, this is my wife’s Impreza:
"DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
11/28/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
L O N G F O R E S T E R
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/28/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
It looks like a forester but bigger.
"Berang" (berang)
11/28/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1
LEt me geUSS IT HAS SIX WEHLLS
(I’m not sure what you’re expecting)
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
11/28/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 5
Hope there’s a tribeca grill up there
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/28/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 2
Congratulations, you’ve discovered the secret reason why Subaru is obscuring the bottom half of the car!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/28/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
But which one?
Probably going to look like a current Outback anyway.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/28/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0
MegaForester ASSEMBLE!!!
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/28/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 3
Very good! Now, what else floats?
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/28/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1
So its going to be a taller, longer outback. Good, thats exactly what they needed.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/28/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 2
Guess: some sort of genito-anal caricature adorning the bottom half. Not sure what they’ll call it, but maybe OutbackDownfront.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/28/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1
Sooooo it’s a slightly longer Outback?
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/28/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 2
It’s also probably taller and wider. It’s an Outback that’s slightly bigger in all dimensions.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
11/28/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0
the good one.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/28/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0
It’s a 6x6.
#innovation, #disruption
Who says crossovers have to have 4 wheels
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/28/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
Once this is out can they make the Outback a car again?
"vicali" (vicali)
11/28/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
please send more wagons, less cuvs..
"66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash" (66671)
11/28/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 1
So hopefully useful big cars will be the trend again, I mean if ur gonna a have a big car might as well have 3 rows.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/28/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 2
You’re saying this as if 3-row crossovers are some kind of new vehicle concept.
"66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash" (66671)
11/28/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0
Not really, I just find big cars with 2 rows kinda pointless, I’d much rather just buy a wagon.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/28/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1
Giant wheels? Check.
Excessive flame surfacing? Check.
/OneMinutePaint
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/28/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 1
If it turns out to be the Subaru Ascent Tron Light Cycle Edition you drew, I will buy one.
"RT" (rt-p)
11/28/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0
So, it seats seven like a Subaru Exiga, but it’s less cool.
Also let’s not forget the first ever third-row Subaru, which was actually a Vauxhall.
Long story.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/28/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0
yep - a “Foresterized” Legacy, (as opposed to the Impreza based Forester.) I’m more interested in that new turbo 2.4 that it’s supposed to have...