by "EL_ULY" (uly)
Published 11/28/2017 at 11:16
by "EL_ULY" (uly)
Published 11/28/2017 at 11:16
Tags: trolololo
STARS: 4
Nothing gives me more LOLz than pooping on elite auto enthusiasts. Specifically, the ones that like to shit on things that aren’t “V12 German engineering cars from refined German engineers from Germany, hand built by engineers with carbon fiber passion and soul” and that sort of sheeeet lol.
TE LO SICO!!!!
It’s a genuine LOL and if I had unlimited funds, this is a list of what i’d honestly do >:] muah ha ha ha!
* deep breath *
Used/Junkyard 3.6L Pentastar V6 swap a brand new Viper ACR and Dodge Demon
1.5L Ecoboost swap a new Ford F-150 Raptor, FWD only, and replace the wheels with the small base work truck wheels
Find the cleanest, lowest mileage and original Toyota Supra then go to town with a bunch of cheap eBay mods (throwing away the original parts that are being modded)
Buy a McLaren F1, sell it for parts. Then, use that specific money to find the biggest POS Cadillac Catera. Soon after, restore/replace EVERY SINGLE PART down to electrical connectors, bolt/screws/washers/plastic clips, EVERYTHING, with brand new OEM dealer parts.
LS swap a Miata?......no.... Buy the very first production C7 ZR1 and B6ZE(RS) swap it.
SLAB the most original, lowest mileage E30 M3
Lowrider the most original, lowest mileage E46 M5
Purchase a Prius GT300 Super GT Race car. Do the typical “rata de dos patas” and pay politicians enough money to let me register it as street legal on full spec tires. Travel to the race tracks of the land and set as many “Fastest Street Legal lap time”records as possible. Oh the LOLz to see that leader boards say Toyota Prius as number 1.
Purchase a legendary Nissan R390 GT1 and swap its engine into a Murano Convertible, make it AWD, suspension work, brakes, wheels/tires and track it! Oh, it will also have a McLaren MP4/4 style Marlboro livery paint job
Coal Powered Tesla with Trump/MAGA livery
Nvm, that last one is just pure evil and disgusting.
Buy a Mazda 787B and stuff it with mufflers. Making it extra quite.
Buy 10-15 2011 SAAB 9-5 for a Demo-derby!
Find the cleanest first gen NSX and make it front engine/FWD with an automatic.
Buy about 8-10 fully loaded 2018 Volvo V90 with Polestar then have Grave Digger run over them to see if the frame is really that strong.
Any other good ones?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/28/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0
I would only troll by asking people to join my Notifications Squad
"fintail" (fintail)
11/28/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0
I’ve been thinking about finding an SLR McLaren or maybe an AMG GTS or CLK GTR etc and putting a 170D or 180D engine in it. Whitewall tires, too.
"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
11/28/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
What beats all of these is my homemade Type R-icer badge on all of them. They can’t be outriced with these on them.
"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
11/28/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0
Swap a carb’d D-series Honda Civic engine into an NSX.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
11/28/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 1
Buy every brown, turbo, diesel, manual wagon and paint them all silver or white, swap in a Geo Metro 3-cyl with a slushbox, cut off the wagon part and make them into sedans.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
11/28/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 2
Iron Duke all the things
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 3
That’s almost as cruel as asking someone to “like” a video before it flippin starts
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0
yeeees! Type R and GT-R badge all of them :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0
mmm CLK GTR on white walls tires! So awesome!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0
that’s just radness!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0
that’s not trolling , that’s just AWESOME!!!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0
COOOOOOL!!!!! Not trolling, that’s way too rad!
It it was the NSX that Senna owned though, that’s trolling.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/28/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 0
Why do I actually want the R390 Murano crosscab hybrid. 11/10 would drive.
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
11/28/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
Good point. You need extensive YouTube documentation of all of this, with loud dubstep, overdriven narration, and constant begging to “like, share, subscribe, and comment”.
Make sure to release at least one a day.
Also wear a backwards hat and gym shorts. Preferably with a sport coat.
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/28/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 2
Mustang GT 350 (original)
....
Northstar swap.
...
Low rolling resistance tyres
SN95 interior swap
Smart fortwo auto’box going to the front left wheel only.
Matte doors, but only the doors.
Replace rear louvres with fake carbon fibre.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0
that is delicious! :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0
lol classic details for the children to be interested
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0
oh me too!!! But I feel most car peeps will get bent out of shape
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
11/28/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 4
3.5 Liter EcoBoost swap for a Mark IV Supra.
I feel dirty just typing that.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0
F22C in a brand new Demon.
TH350 transmission.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 2
LOL so evil :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 2
Oh crap, I should have said Powerglide instead of the TH350.
Next, I’ll put a Pontiac 389 (2 barrel carb, that’s a heavy lump) and a Roto-Hydramatic in a Mustang GT350, and Ford 260/C4 in a Chevy SS.
"jimz" (jimz)
11/28/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 1
Get Bob Lutz to start another company, this time swapping in an LSx drivetrain into Tesla Model Ss.
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/28/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
Cummins 5.9L powered Tesla. Modified to roll coal.
"Berang" (berang)
11/28/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 0
Trolling them just means putting a lot of effort into backhandedly validating their opinions.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 0
I’m also gonna get a brand new 750HP ZR-1 and swap in a 170 CID slant 6/Torqueflite!
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/28/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0
Mclaren F1 engine swapped with the CNG powered 1GZ-FE. It’s still a V12, but its like 1/3 the power.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
11/28/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 2
Daewoo S-TEC swap in a Corvette.
VW 2.5 I5 swap in a 911 GT3 RS.
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/28/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1
One of my dreams in life is to Engine swap a C3 Corvette with a 1952 Buick 263 CI straight 8 with gross 126 bhp and a 3-speed Saginaw manual transmission.
Can we have a Volvo V90 demo derby too?
Thanks for making this fun list.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0
that Corvette idea is tough to say if it’s a troll. It’s like 51% troll to 49% radness as far as how the general public sees it. I think it’s mega cool!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0
lol the 911 one is mega troll-y !!!!
great idea!!!!!!!!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0
LOL that is such a good one :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 2
deliciously troll-y !!!! Great idea duuuude :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1
lol the Powerglide would cause physical pain to purists lol :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1
their initial reaction and faces would be well worth it !
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0
LOL yeeesss!!!!!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0
Lutz = LOLz with horsepower
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/28/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 2
Thanks! I am a big fan of the Buick I8. I think it would be nice to put one in a beautiful sporting chassis. Corvette people are said to be some of the worst purests, so it makes every thing better trolling them.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0
I think the combination of a high-revving, low torque of the F22C, plus the ancient 2 speed slushbox, something like a 2.56 open diff from a late ‘60's Oldsmobile with the ‘turnpike cruiser’ option, 22" chrome wheels with spinners and rubber bands, all in that huge, heavy Dodge, will give just about any auto enthusiast an aneurysm.
I think it will need Lucas electricals.
Should I paint it British Racing Green or Estoril Blue?
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/28/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0
Ram 3500, F-450, or Silverado 3500HD dually swapped with a B57D30C.
Fox-body Mustang swapped with F20C
2zz-GE swapped Civic
Ford GT swapped for an Iron Duke
Supra swapped with RB25
Any AWD car converted to FWD for the purposes of stance
Literally any Ford with a Chevy engine swapped in or vice versa. Substitute Dodge in for either as well.
"BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
11/28/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1
1.0 L EcoBoost in a classic Mustang. Double points if it’s a fast-back.
"thejustache" (thejustache)
11/28/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 2
I wrote an article about a similarly devious swap a while back: Ferrari/Lancia Thema Hellcat swap a red early 2000s Chevy Impala to create a FWD Ferrari powered economy car. Save the original Chevy drivetrain and drop it into a 250 GTO, complete with Chevy badges. Take both to a supercar meetup. Profit, or something
"Tapas" (tapas)
11/28/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 3
LMAO! Here’s some more ideas.
Take a Cummins X 15 engine used in Freighliner trucks and swap it into a new Model S and roll coal.
Put a sequential gearbox in an otherwise stock Sienna.
Strip a brand new VW Beetle’s body off and swap on the body from a ‘73 Porsche 911 RSR.
Make a Rolls Royce Phantom look like a Chrysler 300.
Make a bad Faurari 458 from a Fiero.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1
the gearing of it all on 22" wheels lol
BRG is just another angle of trololo
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solid gold!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0
it’s going to happen :]
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0
lol epicness!!!!!!!!!!!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0
that be a WIN, yo!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0
It might not have enough torque to get going under its own power without a brake torque.
I figure BRG will piss of the British fanbois, Estoril Blue will piss off the BMW guys. Maybe BRG on top, Estoril on the bottom? LOL
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 3
Make a Rolls Royce Phantom look like a Chrysler 300.
All great, but I really love this one
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1
When you do this swap, make sure you start with a ‘numbers matching’ big block car, LOL
"Tapas" (tapas)
11/28/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0
Then I can die a happy man! :D
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 2
Make a bad Faurari 458 from a Fiero.
Backwards. Take a real 458, and put a bad Fiero body kit on it.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/28/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0
Too lazy to find the post, but a while ago I had an idea to swap an S200 engine and transmission into an El Camino, put a super short rear end ratio in it. Then set it up for autocross and paint it white with red accents and a few Type-R badges.
Do I get bonus points for trolling two completely different groups?
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 2
Trolling meter won’t be as high up there as other ideas because it’s genuinely sort of rad for normal humans and pretty for car enthusiasts.
The purists.............. HOLY BUTT CHEESE would have a mega fit!!!
times 2 for sure!
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/28/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 2
I should start with a numbers matching L88 because I’ll probably need the L88 hood to clear the valve cover.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/28/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0
Good thinking. After the ‘Vette is done, may I suggest a Hemi Road Runner with a straight 8?
"Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
11/28/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 3
Granted I didn’t check the comments so maybe someone else might have come up with this:
Take a Lamborghini. Then use ungodly amounts of money to turn it into a Fiero.
A reverse kit car if you will. Bonus points if you keep the badges though.
That coal powered Tesla is cool, but it needs more confederate flags. And maybe an NRA sticker.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 1
LOL!!!!!!! Oh man that reverse Fiero idea is fucking genius!!!!!!!!!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0
Phantom to a 300 is flippin GENIUS!!!!!!!
2018 Phantom into a 2004 300
"Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
11/28/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 1
Genius often comes from spite. For example: spiting those who could afford an Italian sports car while I’m eating a Ramen Noodle Sandwich.
Once, I parked next to some person with a Ferrari at an event, and they apparently got annoyed by my Nissan being next to their car, so they mockingly asked “How fast is she?”
I told him “she’s not fast, but she’ll carry me and four other women.” I looked into his car and then added “looks like your Fiero could only carry your boyfriend.”
I think I would have been killed if I stuck around, so I very briskly walked away while the guy was lobbing obscenities in my direction.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/28/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 1
Oohhhhhhh ROASTEEEED!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Tapas" (tapas)
11/28/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0
Right!
Remove Phantom head lights, punch a hole as large as necessary and swap in the 300 head lights.
Engine swap with base 300.
Un-suicide the doors with no change on the door panels inside.
Chrysler logos embroidered on the seats and carpets.
Big hemi stickers and fake vents down the sides.
Spirit of ecstasy hood ornament is to also be replaced with the old wing shaped logo, that fly-ey fuck with the round center.
Go to strip clubs and/or hip hop clubs with the windows rolled down and play trashy hip hop. Flash that Rolls key on the Chrysler 300 key chain when you meet “the ladies”.
Profit!!!