Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 11/27/2017 at 13:27

Tags: Taste
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

Also, he wasn’t exactly an Adonis himself, so I feel like he shouldn’t be broadcasting those kinds of constraints on his dating pool.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/27/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 9

Disgusting.

I bet he doesn’t even have toast!

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/27/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 5

“No Mom, I can’t drive you to your boyfriend’s house! Can’t you see the sticker? NO FAT CHICKS”

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
11/27/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1

Was he wearing a fedora?

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/27/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

I’d like to bring London Andrews to wherever he’s parked - bet we could both turn that car over ....

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/27/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 10

always figured having stickers like no fat chicks on your car took you out of the dating pool completely

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/27/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

Is that what that sticker implies? For reals?

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
11/27/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 14

Step 1: Get an xB.

Step 2: Add some stickers.

Step 3: Drive around town.

Kinja'd!!!

It’s a dick in a box!

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/27/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

pretty much

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/27/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 5

#harveyweinstein

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/27/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 3

You win.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/27/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 2

Guessing he wasn’t in the pool to begin with...

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
11/27/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

???

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
11/27/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 2

Thanks, I thought it to be slightly more witty than my usual meaningless banter.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
11/27/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 3

It looks so sad.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/27/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

That’s supposed to be a joke for lowered cars, so either this guy is 100% clueless or it’s meant to be ironic.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/27/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 0

Didn’t see the joke coming. Glad it did

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/27/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 1

No you just need to find a girl who also hates fat people. So you’ll probably end up with an annoying shallow, selfish, high maintenance. Oh coarse this only works of you’re in shape enough to impress said stuck up girl.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/27/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

look at the top customer review - https://www.amazon.com/Toast-Decal-Scion-Element-Sticker/dp/B00762ABC2

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
11/27/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

Pretty sure that thing isn’t a magnet for chicks or dudes, sticker or not.

Any vape cloud?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/27/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0

Dunno, he was in the house behind while taking the photo. He looked about 15 years too old to be driving a car with those stickers, but hey.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
11/27/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 1

So a good chance of a vape cloud.