Black Friday shopping...

Kinja'd!!! by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 11/26/2017 at 20:44

Tags: disclaimer: i purchased none of these things
STARS: 3


...at Northpark Mall. I also sat in the current version of the Tesla Model S (not pictured) at the Tesla store. The seats are much improved over what I remember, and the leather is remarkably soft.

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Replies (34)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/26/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

Grille and front bumper look quite odd on the Rapide. Looks like an aftermarket kit as it approaches the fender...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

I never thought of it that way, but I see what you mean because of the straight slats.

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
11/26/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 2

Love the AMs but I’d rather not have my fridge be part of a botnet used for DDOS attacks.

Kinja'd!!! "C62030" (c62030)
11/26/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 0

That brogue detailing in the DB11 is, without doubt, the most horrible interior detail I’ve ever seen on a car. But the outside is so good it mostly makes up for it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0

More likely it would just be another way for Samsung to market to you and sell your info. Imagine buying cocktail olives and then having your inbox spammed with ads for pickled food.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

I absolutely love that detailing. It makes me all tingly.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/26/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 1

Where do you find these Oppo suits. I bet I could turn one into a business expense...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 1

I think these were in Macy’s. And if you go through with that, I want pics of you wearing it to a business meeting.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
11/26/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 1

Disclaimer time: I am the king of colorful clothes. Everything I wear is brightly colored or has some sort of color (even my Clarks suede boots are a royal blue instead of brown). Colors like black, grey, and white do not have a prominent presence in my shirts, pants and shorts, and non-dress shoes. If I had a choice, my car would not be a dark green like it is now. Some favorite pieces of mine include a teal, purple, and orange Patagonia Snap-T, neon pink Vans, blue floral Nike Pegasus 33 running shoes, a yellow Polo hat, and blue Crocs with yellow straps.

I think those suits are kind of goofy. When my prom came around, I settled on a grey suit with blue and yellow accessories to make my hair and eyes pop (from Jos A. Bank). That’s the way to be colorful when you’re dressing up. I’d love an OppoSuit design for a Patagonia jacket or Baggies, a t-shirt, or a pair of Nikes, but not for a formal occasion.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 1

I don’t think anyone with sanity or taste thinks an Oppo suit is appropriate for a formal occasion. At least I hope not. I love that they exist though, and I would applaud anyone who wears one to work.

One thing I truly miss about the 80s is colorful clothing choices for men. You have to work very hard to find stuff that’s not earth tones ever since the 90s grunge era and its aftermath. I still have some of those crazy sweaters like you used to see Bill Cosby wear. People love when I wear them, but you can’t find them now.

Kinja'd!!! "12and35" (12and35)
11/26/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

They’re at Macy’s. I work at a Macy’s...and as a man who wears a suit everyday to work... they should be burned and buried with those old ET games in the desert.

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
11/26/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

There was a guy that came in to lunch at my work wearing the American flag suit.

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It made me want an Oppo suit even more, because it actually looked pretty nice...

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/26/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

I give 0 fucks and would wear one to work, if they were fire retardant.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/26/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0

If I get one I’ll get the most obnoxious one available and have it tailored to really throw people off. I’m assuming these are fused suits?

Kinja'd!!! "Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
11/26/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1

I’d almost be tempted to get the Oppo suit for “ugly holiday sweater day” at school.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
11/26/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

It’s the coolest thing since the baseball glove seats you used to be able to get in the TT.

Kinja'd!!! "12and35" (12and35)
11/26/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

Considering they’re like 100 dollars I don’t seem them being something you’d get from Savile Row. Pretty sure they’re polyester, too.

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
11/26/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 2

I don’t know about that fridge in particular but other IoT devices like it are infamous for being vulnerable to being taken control of and used in attacks so I’ll pass until they show that they take security seriously.

Kinja'd!!! "Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven)
11/26/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 3

I need a Rapide S and Ferrari FF in my life.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

Do it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

There must be some way to treat the fabric.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0

Do it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0

I was being tongue in cheek, but yeah.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 0

You and me both.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/26/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

Yeah, a nice radius would have been a little more subtle. But I think I’ll trust a luxury/exotic automaker over myself on that one.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/26/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1

Love the DB11, and that color is gorgeous.

You can have that fridge, no interest for me. Not really a fan of IoT stuff. Too Orwellian.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/26/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1

The tech is coming, and I reflexively wonder how companies like Samsung will figure out how to abuse it.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/26/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 1

I’m sure they have a lot of resources dedicated to finding the most profitable way to abuse the data they’ll collect.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
11/27/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 1

I don’t like IoT either.

Soon, Samsung will see that I have Hormel pepperoni in the fridge, which is a competitor to columbus in the sausage market and I will get coupons and adverts from them.

Or if they find out I pronounce Jiff peanut butter as GIF, because we pronounce GIF as jiff and I don’t want the confusion, the fridge will disown me.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/27/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

This new grille is easy distinguisher for the Rapide S - they no longer offer a regular Rapide, which had the old, thinner grille.

Kinja'd!!! "Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
11/27/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 1

Some of my favorite places and brands are Belk, Nautica, Polo, and Patagonia if you want to find some colorful stuff. Belk has a ton of colorful clothes.

The other thing about Oppo suits is that I’m tall and I probably wouldn’t fit in one. Some of them are pretty outrageous, though! They remind me of some socks I got from Belk on Thanksgiving called Happy Socks.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/27/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1

Mine will be admonishing me to eat the fruit before it goes bad instead of the leftover Kung Pao.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
11/27/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

The sacrifice of left over chinese is a burden I cannot bear.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/27/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1

I have occasionally had some Nautica and Polo stuff. Problem is, I mostly see solid colors. I miss the wild patterns. I do occasionally see shirts I really like, but they’re always in expensive stores and cost upwards of $75. Haven’t tried the other two.

Those suits look the recent trend in skinny euro suits. I doubt they would fit me either.