That moment when a family member does something stupid with cars....

Kinja'd!!! by "Obruni" (Obruni)
Published 11/25/2017 at 13:56

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Oh fuckity fuck fuck.

So my brother in law managed to accumulate a Colorado pickup and an early 90s Jaguar XJ in the last 2 years.

He doesn’t use the pickup at all. He would like to use the Jaguar, but it sits in his driveway, perpetually broken down.

He does want a car for himself, and wants something luxurious (hence the Jaguar) My sister and I thought that we convinced him to get rid of both and get a used Lexus (a late 90s LS or SC).

Today he bought an early 2000s Land Rover Discovery.He still didn’t sell the Jaguar or the pickup.

So if you’re on Staten island and see a man being chased around the block by his weapon-wielding wife, that might be my dumbass brother in law.


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
11/25/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 3

sounds pretty jalop to me, he on oppo? haha

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/25/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 0

Phones lawyers in 3, 2 ...

Kinja'd!!! "Obruni" (Obruni)
11/25/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

Oh, I forgot to add that they also just got an Infiniti QX60.

So it’s not like they need an SUV right now.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/25/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 4

Sounds like he gets what’s coming to him then. A hammer upside the head or something.

Kinja'd!!! "AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
11/26/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0

Doubling down on English reliability...You might as well check him into a Psychiatric ward, he clearly has a death wish.