Hot take

Kinja'd!!! by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 11/23/2017 at 12:34

Tags: for eating at least
STARS: 5


This is a far superior bird

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Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/23/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1

Not a hot take. The only exception being smoked and pulled turkey, it’s heavenly.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
11/23/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 2

By far.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

Considering the love affair with turkey it’s warm enough.

Frankly I never look forward to turkey. It’s not so much the bird itself, done right it’s perfectly acceptable. But:

- Nobody seems capable of cooking it without drying it right out. Eating it becomes a chore.

- LEFTOVERS. F ME.

- Done right it shouldn’t be much different from chicken anyway, which is easier to cook and isn’t staring you in the face every time you open the fridge for the next two weeks.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/23/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

Not as good for sammiches IMO but for entrees you may be right.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

But zero or one days of leftover chicken sandwiches beats a week of turkey

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
11/23/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 3

I prefer chicken to turkey.

This is why for Christmas, I do rib roasts.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

Good for you.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
11/23/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

I thought the entire world was in agreement that chicken is better than turkey?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

I would hope so, but it seems the entire world still has a love affair for turkey

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/23/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 2

They make better pets, too...

Kinja'd!!! "KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
11/23/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

I mean, beef is clearly superior for feasting, but if you have to have birds, chicken is better.

I’ve got all my stuff in the oven right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/23/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

Beef for feast chicken for party

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/23/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 2

A Duck?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

Yes. A stuffed duck.

Specifically, stuffed with chicken meat.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/23/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 2

my entire life I’ve argued if turkey was so good why do we only really eat it once a year? Rather have chicken.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

Good for you

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
11/23/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0

I thought it was just that finding a chicken big enough to feeda dozen or so people was problematic.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/23/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 1

Get several chickens.

Kinja'd!!! "Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
11/23/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 1

Lived one summer at a dis-used turkey farm next to an active one. Still not a big fan of birds decades later...

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/23/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 1

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These three are delicious alternatives to Turkey and come in a more manageable feasting size