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Kinja'd!!! by "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
Published 11/23/2017 at 11:56

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My friend posted this for his dad who is looking for a weekend cruiser (his dad loves Oldsmobiles) and his dad joked about the lack of power.

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I commented with a link to Chevy crate engines and a friend of my friend commented how it was boring. I explained that yes it’s an obvious choice but hard to argue with the reliability and power combination of an LS swap.

He replied in full seriousness

“Here are some engines [I have] rebuilt. They can all go on a 1,000 Mile tour, trouble-free.”

WTF? Since when is 1,000 miles reliable? I had to just let it go, I can’t argue with that lack of awareness.

Has anyone else met such confident stupidity?


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/23/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 4

Oh dat is noice.

“Has anyone else met such confident stupidity?”

damn, just when I wasn’t thinking about work.

Kinja'd!!! "NojustNo" (front24200)
11/23/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

Ugh. all caps. Incomplete info on car. Invalid vin. No title. Overpriced.

These used to be $500 cars because they were heavy rust prone unreliable underpowered gas guzzlers .

When did they become valuable and why?

When did they have a 260 v8? Could this be a 6 cylinder?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/23/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1

260 was the base v8 in these cars, a step above the v6.

Hardly an exciting option. Mostly 2 barrel carbs and maybe 130 hp? Whoo hoo.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/23/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 2

Nailed it.

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
11/23/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

I’ve been far more intimately acquainted with such stupidity than I could ever have predicted. It’s enough to cause one to doubt Darwinian evolution.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/23/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 1

Well if the rear bumper hasn’t rusted out and fallen off, that makes it a unicorn of sorts.

Back in the late 80s, there were a LOT of these running around Chicago with either no rear bumper or a 2x6 wooden bumper.

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/23/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 2

Has anyone else met such confident stupidity?

eh..... had to tell a dude off at work for wearing his scarf whilst using the belt sander today... (like seriously dude dont do that... i dont want to mop up the rest of your face when that catches)

Kinja'd!!! "LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
11/23/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

They “found” this car without a title. Like, it fell out of the back of a truck?

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/23/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

Well of course the VIN won’t return an AutoCheck for you - AutoCheck works for vehicles with a 17-digit VIN and manufactured after 1981, as stated right in the listing.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/23/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

Well, the 5-speed is genuinely rare - only paired with the terribly gutless 260 V8 that had awful drivability when new due to untested emission controls and poorly-retarded timing to pass emissions.

I’m among those that consider any car facelifted to add rectangular headlights was made worse by them, and this is closer to the terrible end of the spectrum.

Kinja'd!!! "Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
11/23/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 1

I had briefly had one with the 260. No redeeming qualities that I can recall. Complete ‘Meh’

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/23/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

BARN FIND

THIS IS ABANDONMENT VEHICLE

Could have been found on a foreclosed property, maybe. I know a guy who found an old Rolls-Royce that way.

I HAVE ORDERED NEW TITLE FOR THIS CAR TO MANY PEOPLE NEED TITLE SO I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. THANK YOU.

Good. Should have done that in the first place. Now please turn off that damn caps lock, willya?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/23/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

1,000 miles LOL. That’s some warranty.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/23/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0

Sounds about right. Those cars weren’t lightweights either.

Kinja'd!!! "NojustNo" (front24200)
11/24/2017 at 02:15, STARS: 0

I missed that. Thx. I can’t read all caps.