Miss Mercedes cheering up bait [bumpx2]

Kinja'd!!! by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 11/26/2017 at 16:20

Tags: Cheering up Miss Mercedes ; Steven Universe
STARS: 16


Miss Mercedes, I’ve been thinking of a way to cheer you up. So you’re not so hard on yourself. Your positives are greater than your negatives, real or perceived. So you must keep moving forward.

Anyway, I think you need more Steven Universe in your life! If you’ve never seen an episode, it should become fairly obvious what the underlying themes just from watching a few of these clips.

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And I’m sorry for beating a dead horse, but please call the Feds on your tenants. They work on holidays, too!

Happy Turkey Day!!!


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition" (realasabass)
11/23/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 12

No offense to anyone else, but Miss Mercedes is one of the best Opponauts. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/23/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 5

Yes she is! I just wanted her to know us faceless knuckleheads on the internets care about her well being, too!

Kinja'd!!! "Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
11/23/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 1

I’ll second that. Anyone silly enough to have 3(!!) SmartCars is my kinda people

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
11/24/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

I don’t think you will be needing to fight anyone here.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
11/24/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 4

Gotta agree here, Mercedes would be a first ballot Oppo Hall of Famer for me along with probably Zoidberg, Archduke, and Jake. She’s got a manic devotion to a weird car that lots of regular people don’t get. That’s PEAK Oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
11/24/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 3

This is solid advice. My wife and I (and our 2 year old) are HUGE Steven fans. I’m basically Greg Universe, which isn’t a complaint because he’s my favorite.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/24/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

Greg’s got a big heart and that makes him awesome!

“If every pork chop were perfect,...”.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
11/24/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 2

Pearl: I think your calculations were a bit off.

Greg: Well they can’t be off if you don’t do any.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
11/25/2017 at 01:44, STARS: 1

This is confusing. The Guy with the Rick pic is a Steven Fan. In order to comprehend the true humor of one of those shows you have to be at least Bill Nye levels of smart. But both! You must have a higher IQ than Steven Hawking

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
11/25/2017 at 06:13, STARS: 0

Haha. I’m still not sure where the whole ‘you have to be smart to get Rick and Morty!’ thing came from. It’s dick jokes in space. It’s weird but as far as theorizing on what’s going on and how the universe of it really is, there’s a LOT more to Steven Universe than Rick and Morty.

Kinja'd!!! "AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
11/25/2017 at 15:19, STARS: 1

I disagree, both SU and RAM have their own unique yet equally interesting plots. SU is about the son of a war criminal dealing with his lost parent’s consequences, at the same time, the show gives children interesting, non hateful insight into the world of loss, abuseful relationships, and LGBTQ. RAM on the other hand is about a man who has corrupted himself with complete power and knowledge to the point that said knowledge has made him suicidal, almost feeling less, and hurt the ones around him, however, RAM keeps it shares of adult comedy while delivering this plot, kind of like Eminem said on one of his songs “(lyrics) that can help people through tough times, but I gotta keep a few punchlines cause even you undying rappers looking at me like it’s lunchtime”

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/26/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 5

I’m hoping she’s using the time to go scorched earth on all the shitty people in her life. She needs to hit the reset button, which is always easier said than done. But things have really come to a head this time. There is a lack of people that have her interest in my mind, I feel.

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/26/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 1

I’m pretty sure if there’s going to be a fight about her greatness of Opponauting, you’ll have just about every member of Oppo at your back(myself included).

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/26/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 1

Amen

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/26/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 2

We do care ... and I am certainly a knucklehead, but that is my face on the avatar.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/27/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1

I third that

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/27/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

That’s funny. Some of my friends call me lion because of that show.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
11/27/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 1

That’s excellent. Lion is great, reminds me of my cat...they both hate enthusiasm. We got family pictures done where my wife is wearing a Garnet shirt, my 2 year old is dressed as Steven, and I’m wearing the Mr Universe shirt Greg gave to Rose. We’re fans I guess, haha.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/27/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 1

I love the show, and I definitely fit the bill to be called Lion lol.

What a great picture!