Anyone In the Market For a 15,000 sq. ft, 34-Car, Climate-Controlled, 2-Story Underground Garage?

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Published 11/22/2017 at 19:09

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Comes with a free 60,000 sq. ft. house attached to it but idk why the real estate agent thinks that’s such a big deal.

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/22/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 4

Live in the garage and rent out the house.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
11/22/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 6

“house”

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“boat”

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/22/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 2

Garage door is not big enough...and there’s only one of them. CP

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/22/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

Where is this? Is there a listing to look at?

I’d love a massive underground garage but with a very modest* house on top.

*modest but I’d still want a house with a very large living room with at least two tall glassed walls and room for a Lancia Aurelia B24 to sit in.

Like this but much bigger.

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Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
11/22/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 1

That was my thought as well

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1

Supposedly it’s a pocket listing in Los Angeles which means it’s for sale but not publically listed, which is why these are the only interior pics I’ve found .

I’d combine the two: half garage, half house with glass in between so you can enjoy your vehicles from a comfy couch:

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Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

Sad thing is this isn’t even the biggest ‘house’ for sale in L.A.

Kinja'd!!! "Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
11/22/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 1

For the inner Bruce Wayne in everyone! Although, it looks remarkably like the house from the latest Green Hornet movie.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/22/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 2

That’s some ugly arse houses there.

I like it, needs to be a bit more minimalist, more white, more glass and more polished steel.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
11/22/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 1

I’ll take a house of that idea, except fill my glass garage with weird, obscure Eastern bloc and Italian cars and cover the pristine garage floor with oil drops everywhere. :P

Kinja'd!!! "John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
11/22/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 1

If it doesn’t come with a race track that has a carousel turn, it’s probably not for me.

https://www.facebook.com/WilzigRacingManor/

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/22/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 1

the ratio of house space to garage space is clearly inadequate

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/22/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

This is pretty good.

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BRB, need to rob a bank.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 1

That is quite cozy-looking, much better than the 90's office park chic a lot of modern places seem to have.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
11/22/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 1

It looks good from the air, as long as that doesn’t turn out to be fake stucco (fucco) over styrofoam when seen up close. You’d be surprised how many large, expensive houses can cheap out on details.

Kinja'd!!! "50ford500" (50ford500)
11/22/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 1

Possible to pool all our money together to make the Oppo clubhouse?

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0

Looks like some kind of stone or brick:

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Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
11/22/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

That actually does look like a quality job.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

Yep just send me all the money you can and I’ll put it in the official Oppositelock Clubhouse Fund®

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/22/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

Link?

Looks FAR too Hollywood nouveau riche for my taste.

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/22/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

http://homesoftherich.net/2017/05/more-pics-of-bel-airs-60000-square-foot-chateau-des-fleurs/

And I’m with you, this place is peak L.A.: way too big of a house on way too small of a lot.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/23/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 1

Such an obscene waste of money

The house I mean, not the garage. Old person chic. Ew. My McMansion is either going to be English cabin-esque or super modern Miami drug dealer.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
11/23/2017 at 01:59, STARS: 0

Maybe they shipped it brick by brick from somewhere... This isn’t Spelling’s house?

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
11/23/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 0

I can dig the English cottage, maybe a cool old place like this out in the middle of nowhere with a big detached garage out back.

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I don’t get what people do with houses this big. At some point it just becomes a dick-measuring contest among rich people.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
11/23/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

I think it could be Chateau de Fleurs in Bel Air.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/23/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0

Yeah, just like that, maybe a bit more castle-manor-esque. It seems a great waste of cash to me, I would rather have 3 separate normal sized housed in different areas than one gigantic compound at the least.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
12/16/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1

at least its outfitted for solar power?

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
12/16/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

I bet all those panels barely make a dent in the electric bill considering they have 20 air conditioners on the roof. Maybe it’s enough to run the home theater?