by "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
Published 11/22/2017 at 17:08
by "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
Published 11/22/2017 at 17:08
Tags: Lunchopnik
STARS: 0
Octopus. I’m willing to bet I know who it is and it is Octopus. Don’t people know this is taboo at work? My lord. Time to up my game and add a fifth box of baking soda to my cubicle.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
11/22/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 2
make a sand pit around your desk, but instead of sand use baking soda......
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
11/22/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1
Only problem about that is then they’d probably figure out how often I’m taking meeting food from meetings I don’t attend.... Although it would smell a lot better. A couple of people have that BO/Mildew smell coming out of their cubicles too.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/22/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1
This is the only proper reaction.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/22/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 3
Who in gosh’s name microwaves octopus anywhere? (Lets make some really expensive, nasty smelling rubber bands!)
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/22/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1
shit mate.... remind people bout the no smelly food rule... and then order yourself a nice curry to drive the point home (i recomend a roganjosh....or a korma if you prefer mild.... should stink the place up real good)
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
11/22/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
bury the evidence in the pit.......
"Recovering Gaijin" (toxrensem)
11/22/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
Yeah, I can only imagine what microwaving would do to the rubbery-ness of octopus. Yuck!
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
11/22/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0
Must be like chewing on a stinky tire.
"cbell04" (cbell04)
11/22/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0
Right before you leave for lunch on your next shift set a bag of popcorn to 10 minutes and walk out.