by "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
Published 11/22/2017 at 13:09
by "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
Published 11/22/2017 at 13:09
Tags: Craigslist
STARS: 0
Here is the text message:
Choose from the following or post your ideas below.
1.
2.
3.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/22/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 6
Variation of 1; picture of Anthony Weiner shirtless
"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
11/22/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0
Dis.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
11/22/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 5
pretend they’re someone you used to know who exited your life in a tragic/dramatic manner
“OMG I think I recognize this number... Brenda?? is that you? I can’t believe it, after all these years! I’m so sorry I stop calling after [make up an incident]...”
"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
11/22/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1
Alternatively - sign that number up for all sorts of scam services.
https://www.reddit.com/r/myevilplan/comments/1eykoo/revenge_with_a_cell_phone_number/
"Nibby" (nibby68)
11/22/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1
don’t waste time and don’t respond
"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/22/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 5
Hello PERSON
Yes, bike is on sale but please come pick it up in this address.
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/22/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1
That’s genius! I love it!
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/22/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0
It gets the hose!
"gettingoldercarguy" (gettingoldercarguy)
11/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1
Say it definitely is available and their husband can meet you at work. You’re officer so and so at your local police station.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
11/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 5
[make up an incident]
The unfortunate hotdog debacle of 2003 #neverforget
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/22/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0
This is what I usually do.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
11/22/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1
The Bowling Green Massacre.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
11/22/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0
Better be sung in three part harmony.
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
11/22/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0
Hello, Before we get that far I need to know what denominations of bills your husband will provide. A requirement of my bank is that I cannot deposit more than 10 bills of any denomination. Thank You!
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/22/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0
Brenda is the girliest name for a husband short of Lenny.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
11/22/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0
Based on my time in Philadelphia it appears she is asking for a motorcycle with fried onions.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
11/22/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0
1. provide a ridiculous price and make the location a police station.
2. say “get fucked” and leave it at that.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/22/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
Of the choices you gave, I vote #2. My take would be to politely ask them if they could please bring another currency, like ponds sterling or pesos. Something that they would need to go the bank to get.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/22/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 3
I’m sorry madam I can only take French Franks as payment.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/22/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1
Yes, and make sure you type “ French franks” to show you mean these :D
"E92M3" (E46M3)
11/22/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 1
They won’t even see your response. All they do is send thousands of those messages a day, and hope some are dumb enough to expose their email address by emailing the “husband”.
As you know craigslist email relay hides your actual email address, but if you send one outside, to that address they have your actual email address to sell. It’s all automated. There’s not live person scrolling thru the ads and texting the seller of each item.
"Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
11/22/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 1
Just give them increasingly ridiculous commands in order persuade you to email them, and see how far it goes.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/23/2017 at 05:24, STARS: 0
#2