Snapchat is gonna make me get a ticket

Kinja'd!!! by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 11/22/2017 at 10:19

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No, not for distracted driving, and no, not for trying to hit v-max with the Speed filter.

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Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/22/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 5

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Is it because you’re a supervillain?

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/22/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 5

Nowotos, I already told you to fix that damned plate!

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/22/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/22/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Grundy_(comics)

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/22/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
11/22/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 3

When someone says they’re on snapchat. This is what I think they’re doing.

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/22/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

Those tongues don’t look right.

Kinja'd!!! "Poor_Sh" (ar4x)
11/22/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 2

Oh look, 95% of the pictures I see on dating sites/apps now. Maybe I’m just not a dog person?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/22/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

“I probably swiped right for your dog”

Kinja'd!!! "Poor_Sh" (ar4x)
11/22/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

“If my dog doesn’t like you, I won’t like you.”

Also the whole, “Beards, trucks, and dogs.” movement. Why not scruff, sports cars, and a lack of a desire to be responsible for another living being?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/22/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 1

I recently found a girl who mentioned her love for old turbo Volvo’s. Don’t give up

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
11/25/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

usually with more cleavage involved

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
11/25/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 1

i feel like at the most a cop would just make you flip it right side up on the side of the road

Kinja'd!!! "xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
11/27/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

Are you willing to share?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/27/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 0

She has two old boxy sedans, and a v70 t5 that’s being turned into an r. Plenty to go around! Two of them are even manual...

Kinja'd!!! "xc90v8/I4 :(" (xc90v8)
11/28/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

I was talking about the girl. But yeah I’m more into boxy volvos than cars anyways.