Active shooter 1/4 mile from my house. AMA

Kinja'd!!! by "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
Published 11/21/2017 at 14:34

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Apparently some dolt took a shot at the county police so I can’t get to the liquor store.


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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/21/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

What were you going to buy?

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
11/21/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 1

Think its suicide by cop this close to the holidays?

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 2

Jameson Caskmates. Now I’m stuck home. I can get out the other end of the neighborhood but traffic is jacked as it’s already a very busy area without the closed road.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/21/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 5

I’m not sure why you’d be going to the liquor store at 2:45 on a Tuesday, but I approve, nevertheless.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

self employed...my hours are very flexible

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
11/21/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

1/4 mile is within rifle range

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

could be, local news has nothing yet.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/21/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

I used to work in the oil field on a 6 on/3 off schedule, so my days off constantly shifted. Then I was unemployed for 11 months. I’ve visited the liquor stores at all kinds of hours. Sometimes you want a beer at 1 PM on Tuesday.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/21/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Always a possibility.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/21/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Stay safe! And I hope the County police do, too—

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

all I have here is my pistol so he’d have to get a little closer...pistol is on my end table in case he goes mobile. My guess is he’d not get far but there’s some wooded area around...perhaps he wore his camo today.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/21/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

Worth noting. Stay down.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/21/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 2

self employed...my hours are very flexible

Sleep in, wank, drink, wank, fax, wank, drink, sleep, email, sleep.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

multiple helicopters are kinda loud

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/21/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1

This is where you need Amazon drone delivery.

Just stay down and order from your phone.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

they got state and fish and wildlife on the scene as well...I guess they are there if he makes a dash through the woods/creek?!

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 2

friend lives in a house over there...she just txt me. Swat is IN her house. Today is her birthday!

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

I wish! I live in a state where you can’t buy booze online :(

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/21/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

I shall weep for you. :’(

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
11/21/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

Normally I’d make a Johnny Tran joke but I’ll just say be safe! If you hear gunfire climb into your tub.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 2

I really wanted a drink!

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
11/21/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

What a bummer. I don’t know what I’d do if some yob busted into my house to try and hole up against SWAT.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

helicopters left so I guess it’s over...

Kinja'd!!! "thejustache" (thejustache)
11/21/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

Got a bottle of that 2 weeks ago, it was good. Stay safe!

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 5

told her it’s probably some elaborate ruse and they are all strippers

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 2

police have him in custody...it’s drinkin time!

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/21/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

showing a pistol in front of police while looking for an active shooter is the worst thing you can do.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/21/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 2

it was only getting used if he tried getting in...my guess is they’d have him down before getting this far. But I felt better having it within reach.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/21/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0

how quickly could you travel 1/4 mile so join the fun?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/21/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 1

That, or if he needs to be fished out of the creek, I guess?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/21/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0

Happy birthday to her!