Oppo, do you ever feel your life has gotten two Suburban?

Kinja'd!!! by "facw" (facw)
Published 11/20/2017 at 10:06

Tags: Suburban ; Volvo ; big car little car
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Like parking between icebergs...


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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/20/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
11/20/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

I concur but only older

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So much want

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/20/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

I concur but only older

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/20/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 1

How can such a puny car be allowed on the road in Texas? There’s no room to stow the Barrett .50 BMG.

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Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
11/20/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

Well that car is sadly dead (thanks Harvey!), but rest assured, it was equipped with a folding front passenger seat, so my ability to stow long objects was unimpeded by its small size.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/20/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0

Size is not everything, some say.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
11/20/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
11/20/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 5

We call them “Se Burlan”, which means “they make fun of”. A joke to those in our community who are single yet drive an 8 passenger Suburban because they think they’re rich/fancy lol :]

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
11/20/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

Are you in Houston?

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
11/20/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

Yep.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/20/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0

That is only stated by people lacking size.

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/20/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0

If you are going big that is the best way, I loved my suburban.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/20/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0

Hey now! I resemble that! :P

I bought my crew cab truck when I was single. I was all set to buy a regular cab, but the crew cab was on sale for only $2k more. I’m not the sharpest spoon in the shed, but I was smart enough not to pass on that deal. Sure, I drove it for almost seven years before I had a kid, but I got to keep my truck instead of having to get rid of it.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/20/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 0

I hate how expensive those have become. I wants one so bad.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
11/20/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 2

way different than what we see here. I’m talking small guy usually trying to show off and compensate with a Suburban. Those trucks for a long time were for many years tied to someone with money. Nowadays, the Narcos with stacks of $100 bills in each pocket drive Suburbans. Thing is, here in the US, you can pick up a similar late 90's early 2000's Suburban for under $4000. The person will buy one, modify it in the tackiest way possible (LCD monitors, subs, 22-26 inch wheels, LEDs everywhere) and try to present themselves as someone with money/rich narco but in reality, that Suburban is a “se burlan” as in LOLOLOLOL.

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Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/20/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

Gotcha.

I didn’t actually take offense.

I really really want a Suburban though.

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
11/20/2017 at 12:59, STARS: 0

I concur only older (though I love the dual stack lights)

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Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/20/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

I’ll take one of each please

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/20/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

Or by people who got more size and discovered that it didn’t matter.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
11/20/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 1

7th gen 4x4!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/20/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

Squarebodies are my favorite!

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
11/20/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0

I’m sorry. But also go Astros. (I’m originally from Houston)