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Published 11/19/2017 at 21:54

Tags: Buick
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The Regal GS Sportback will be here eventually to duke it out with the Stinger GT over which ignored car brand (because I’m guessing the Stinger GT won’t be a strong seller) will have the better red all-wheel drive V6 liftback thing.


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Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
11/19/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

If they ever actually release it...

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

Should be here in 2018. Maybe. Possibly. If they remember.

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/19/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

Hmm, interesting...

I’m due (my family is due, really) to buy a new car soon (probably in 9 months) and I was thinking about the stinger. But then again, I don’t really know what I want

The list of competitors is quite diverse

Chevy bolt (and a motorcycle)

Kia Stinger GT

Ford Fusion Sport

Ford Edge Sport

Jeep Wrangler (base model & a motorcycle).

I think the Buick might make the list.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

You forgot the one that will outsell both of those combined:

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 3

... is that an RS7 that was modded into GTA V?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 1

No it’s the new hateful S5 Sportback, which is basically their 440i GC equivalent.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 3

It also appears to be some kind of awful render.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

310 hp liftback starting at $39,900 (supposedly), nice! Hopefully the Arteon won’t be too far behind.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 2

It is an atrocious looking render.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0

You can add me to the list of people who totally forgot what the hell an Arteon was. There sure is a lot of competition for a dying market space.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 2

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Here’s a real S5 SPERTBAK.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 1

I’d probably take one over the S7, but let’s be honest, I’d never buy either.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 3

All the money is in the $25,000 to $50,000 range now so everyone is trying everything they can to be a little bit different now that it’s so crowded.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 2

I’ve given up hope of their being a nice wagon for me to buy in the future, I can only hope Lexus makes a sportback that no one likes so I can swoop in 17 years later.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1

I imagine wagons will be back at some point, but they’ll all be lifted and have plastic cladding on them.

Just buy a Golf Sportwagoh gods I can’t say that seriously.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/19/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 0

We still have Volvo. Stay strong

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/19/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

When in doubt, always pick the Korean car.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/19/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0

Hopefully, because as good as these two looks, the Arteon looks even better. At least in pictures.

Kinja'd!!! "pjhusa" (pjhuskinja)
11/19/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 2

and then the BMW 430i will win out only because of its non-ignored badge

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/19/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

And gone again by 2022 because Peugeot will switch Opel to their platform...and China will have moved on to the next shiny thing.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/19/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 0

Have now seen both the Stinger and the Arteon in the flesh. Colour me underwhelmed. Especially when the Stinger is Pussy Yellow. Stingray has not visual restraint (chrome, plastic trinkets everywhere) while the Arteon is cookie cutter VW (aka Germanic mid Noughties Camry) in the looks department.

Kinja'd!!! "I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa)
11/20/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Man. I miss the CC. Those were beautiful.

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
11/20/2017 at 01:35, STARS: 0

That’s a new one I thought I’d never hear.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/20/2017 at 02:12, STARS: 0

That’s an old rendering from a while back.

the S5 on sale is somewhat different.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/20/2017 at 02:17, STARS: 0

You could move or wait 25 years I guess.

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/20/2017 at 02:38, STARS: 0

European is more the in thing now for this segment and up.

Korean is more the smaller hatch segment.

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