Dream Garage: Two to One Thousand Edition

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Published 11/19/2017 at 20:40

Tags: Dream Garage
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Two vehicle garage tonight! The challenge is to get as close to 1,000 hp (or bhp or PS) combined using the stock ratings . Feel free to offer your ideal garage in addition to a combination that can hit the 1,000 power goal because accuracy and precision yeild two very different ways to approach a target, especially when it comes dreams. Aim well and as always, enjoy yo’selves!


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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
11/19/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 5

991 GT2 RS and Civic Type R. Official combined rating is 996 HP.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/19/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 2

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986 combined

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
11/19/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 1

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Its only 860 but its more than enough for me!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 7

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316 horsepower.

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645 horsepower. Puts me at 961 (eh, close enough). Plus, it makes me responsible . Or something.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/19/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 5

I’ll take a 675LT at 666 hp and a Euro spec 930 slant nose at 330 hp.

Totaling at 996 hp.

Practicality be damned.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/19/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 1

1 ford tempo

there, at 1,000hp already

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
11/19/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

I think you win...

Kinja'd!!! "Vítor" (vitorcesar)
11/19/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 2

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575 PS from the XJ and 380 from the F-Type.

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
11/19/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 6

Koenigsegggggggg Agera (non-R), 953 very European PS (source: wikipedia ).

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Leyland London bus, 47 very British hp (source: Flanders and Swann ).

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Total: 1000 Anglo-Scandinavian ponies exactly.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/19/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 2

This is as close as I can get.

991.2 GT3 Touring: 500hp

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AMG GLC-63 S: 503hp

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1003hp total.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

Fuck you and your Price is Right tactics

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 0

You monster

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

Great choices! I wonder if Volvo offers the Polestar ECU upgrade on the V90.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 1

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About 1,031.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
11/19/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

Technically I’m about 30 over because the CTR actually makes ~340...

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0

Opposite ends of the spectrum, sweet!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

I believe they do. Which would be sweet .

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
11/19/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 2

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First gen Ford GT, second gen Ford Raptor. 550 hp + 450 hp = 1000 horsepower.

Kinja'd!!! "Vítor" (vitorcesar)
11/19/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 1

Scratch that. 2018 S450 (367 PS) + 2018 AMG GT (462 PS) + W113 280SL (170 PS). Total output is 999 PS

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Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 2

I was just looking at GT350 prices and even the base models from 2016 (before the magneride became standard, right?) are still basically at MSRP. The wait continues...

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
11/19/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 1

Daily: 2018 CT6 platinum. 404hp turbo 3.0 V6

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Sports car: 2014 CTS Vspec wago 556

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Total 960.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

I’m glad someone else is excited about the GLC 63! I feel like AMG works perfectly for that size and design.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 0

Love it!

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
11/19/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 2

Porsche 918 @ 887hp and a 90s 22RE Toyota 4x4 pickup @ 113 puts me at 1k on the nose.

Fun and function, complexity and simplicity. Plus, both should be above average depreciation!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 1

Jaaags, my man!

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/19/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 1

I’m no monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

Damned indeed, this is greatness!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 2

You just reminded me that the 911 Exclusive Series makes more horsepower than the Carrera GT and that the Civic Type-R makes more power than the 2005 NSX while having about the same curb weight. Amazing how much power has moved down market in just over a decade. That’s like me telling you the 2030 Civic Type-R will make 580 hp (and weigh 3,800 lbs).

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0

Hmm, not quite my tempo though.

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Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

Happy to see some Caddys here!

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
11/19/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Price is Right rules?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Ding ding ding, this is the combo that inspired the post!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0

I really like this combo! Makes me hope Lexus is secretly moving the GS upmarket into a liftback and/or sport wagon.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

Actually, I think both may be appreciating at the same percentage points right now.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

Nah, I believe in always leaving room for overdelivering.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/19/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

I’m hoping they attempt something, but the rumors are that the GS will be discontinued.

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
11/19/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 1

C7 Audi RS6 Avant (553bhp)

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Porsche 959 (444 HP)

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Total Horsepower-997

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

I heard about that but even though I can understand dropping the GS nameplate for the ES, and going to a three sedan lineup, it doesn’t make any sense for the next car NOT to share a platform with the LC and LS. Lexus even stated that sedans must deliver the dynamic experience you can’t get with utilities if they are to survive.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
11/19/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

I could see a 500 HP turbo 4 being offered out of the box within a few years.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0

Too awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
11/19/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1

Initially, I’m thinking ski box on the McLaren but all the steep driveways and speed bumps I encounter would mean so much scraping. So I guess roof box on the Porsche and just get the Porsche replacement radio.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

I can see it too, especially with electric motor assistance.

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
11/19/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0

I think it works well. Every time I walked into the garage, I would have a huge smile. I love the fact that out of the station wagon and the supercar, only the supercar has a low range gear.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
11/19/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 1

Oh, I mean by itself. K-series can handle a solid 400 at the wheels out of the box as it is. I could see a Civic Mugen RR with a bigger turbo, more aggressive cams, and maybe a few more upgraded internals pushing 500.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
11/19/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1

Lexus LFA: 553

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Alfa Romeo 8C: 444

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Total is 997! Might be the best sounding garage... in the world.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0

Sonorous and seductive, obviously you meant this to be a vehicular portrait of yourself!

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
11/19/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2

This is easy.

2005 Ford GT: 550HP

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1996 Viper GTS: 450 HP

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1000 Pure American horsepower.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/19/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 1

All that heat and still so raw!

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
11/19/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0

If I wasn’t *obsessed* with getting exactly 1000hp with factory ratings, I’d pick a couple of 60s muscle cars.

Kinja'd!!! "71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
11/19/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

Another possibility would be the Porsche Panamera 4S Sport Turismo (440HP)

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And the Lexus LFA Nurburgring edition (563)

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Total HP 1003

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
11/20/2017 at 02:41, STARS: 0

Sweet, what do I win?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/20/2017 at 04:48, STARS: 1

mclaren F1 - 627HP

Audi Q7 e-tron 2017 - 373hp

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
11/20/2017 at 06:33, STARS: 0

Oooooooh.... Damn, how do I pick just two?!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/20/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 0

Satisfaction!

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/20/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0

That is a great and unique combo to hit the mark with!

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
11/20/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 1

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