Strange request 

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Published 11/17/2017 at 17:39

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But okay, I can certainly do that.


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Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
11/17/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 1

Can you put something over our windows so they don’t get dirty again? K thx.

I hope for their sake that it doesn’t rain soon.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/17/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 5

“I charge an extra 500 per hour for stupid bullshit.”

“Done.”

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/17/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

Did you notify the police just in case? /s

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 2

That’s literally the reason. Covered every window in the house with newspaper, because they want clean windows for the holidays...

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
11/17/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/17/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 0

That’s the dumbest request I’ve heard in the last 20 minutes. I had no idea newspaper and several pieces of painters could protect exterior glass from all winter and fall weather conditions.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 5

The key is to use newspapers with negative headlines to repel the bad weather

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 3

In the months leading up to the election, I made business cards that said “a 20% fee will be added to the total bill if I have to smile-and-nod my way through another political talk”

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

Yeah. They’re not at your door yet..?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

Camouflage

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/17/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 0

Wouldn’t you just ceramic coat it of something?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 1

My preferred method is a thin coating of 0w-50 over the entire house.

That’ll be $10,000

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
11/17/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 1

Um, it’s supposed to rain for the next NINE DAYS!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/17/2017 at 18:19, STARS: 0

Look at you, Mr. Negativity. That’s just the projected forecast. Who knows what will really happen?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/17/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 2

*rains 20 days*

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/17/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 0

I use saran wrap, it is like a custom privacy screen.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/17/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 1

just cover it in the blood of the unborn

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
11/17/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 0

It will rain and this poor new quattro formagio in my parking lot will get dirty.

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/17/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0

I think there is a clinic down the road....

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/17/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0

you know what to do

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/17/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

*shutters* hire out the job?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
11/17/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 1

you are fully capable of doing it yourself

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/17/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

Fine Nibby, FINE!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/17/2017 at 20:10, STARS: 1

That’s one good looking Quantumjoedimaggio

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
11/17/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 0

It’s not very big. Like A3 size. I was comparing it to our IT guys M3 (white one) and it’s pretty small

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