by "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
Published 11/16/2017 at 15:24
by "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
Published 11/16/2017 at 15:24
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STARS: 4
"victor" (victor)
11/16/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 1
Is it dead silent inside?
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
11/16/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0
Did they even have to extend the wheelbase on that MKT?
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/16/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 2
Operation RallyHearse?
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
11/16/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 8
Is it alright alright alright?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/16/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0
Who did you kill?
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/16/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 1
Please make a giant ute out of that.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/16/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0
Lemons, Autocross, drag race, or other?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 3
Just alright alright
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1
Dude, it’s absurd how long this thing is. Pretty sure it’s longer than the old Super Duty we had.
...so no, probably not.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 1
Other
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 1
I think the old hearse would ute better
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 3
...you a cop?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 1
Pretty close
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 3
Maybe someday
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/16/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
Cop out maybe
"XJDano" (xjdano)
11/16/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0
Is the old one selling off? I’d DD a hearse.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0
It is. Not sure how much we want for it yet
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/16/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0
What color is the marble in the interior?
How much will the old one sell for?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/16/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1
How many puffalumps can fit in the back?
"NojustNo" (front24200)
11/16/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 0
When did hearses stop coming in black?
"PS9" (PS9)
11/16/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 2
Come on, man. I’ve only been hospitalized for a few days, I plan on leaving alive!
"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
11/16/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1
Does it come with a tape deck?
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
11/16/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0
Wait seriously you got a hearse?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1
Microsoft Sync
A tape deck would’ve been better
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1
Consider this motivation
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 2
Approximately this
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 6
All of them
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1
Black is the most common color, but they’ve always been offered in a range
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1
We needed a hearse
"Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
11/16/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0
Is that where you load up the bodies? Doesn’t seem like enough room behind it.
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
11/16/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1
That’s awesome and I am jealous. My wife and I are both into hearses. So much so that when we got married on Halloween 2 years ago we left in the back of one.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 1
We have to open the garage door and pull the car partway out to load
"random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0
Wait....
But, wait....
Like really?? You had one before? Or have 2, or...wait...
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
11/16/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0
Do I recall correctly you saying at some point that your family owns a funeral parlor?
"XJDano" (xjdano)
11/16/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0
I think I’d be looking for something less fancy more of a beater.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1
We’ve had hearses all my life, so it’s not that big of a deal or that weird to me
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 6
Depending on how far back you go we’ve probably had a half dozen total. We have two at the moment because we haven’t sold the last one yet
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 1
Correctamundo
"random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0
Sweet!!!
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0
Then you’re in luck. Ours is definitely more of a beater than the one in the photos
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
11/16/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 2
Very cool. I can imagine not if that’s the case. Sometimes people will give us an odd look when we say what we did, but it’s all good Not everybody, but we like them. One day we’ll own a ‘59 M-M or Superior.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/16/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0
New suspension and knobby tires?
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/16/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 1
A man who worked at a funeral home once referred to an embalming as a medical procedure.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/16/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0
How long before it starts to smell like embalming fluid?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 1
I think that would be a better treatment for the older hearse
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 1
Hopefully not until after our lease is up
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0
What model is it based off of? Who built it? Does it have the lowering button? Interior pics? Does it come in brown? Has Chicken given it the blessing of her puffy buttocks?
Has anyone made a Cayenne hearse yet? I wanna go out in THAT.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0
I also need a hearse. (With a tow package of some sort.)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1
but dibs
(maybe)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:42, STARS: 1
YO! Get better.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 2
{ gulp }
(Probably accurate.)
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
11/16/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 0
“look at the size of that trunk you could put 3 bodies in there”
"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
11/16/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0
That would be epic. You would get lots of odd stares I bet when yall go to the track. Worth it in my book.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
Lincoln MKT, built by Eagle Coach Company. Dad’s not letting anyone near the keys yet so I haven’t been able to poke around inside or look for a lowering button. Rear interior looks identical to the one in my response to punkgoose (same model, same coachbuilder). You can probably get it in brown. Bird has not met it yet
No Cayenne hearse, but there is this Panamera
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0
This is accurate
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/17/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0
That is not too bad. I expected something garish.
"PS9" (PS9)
11/17/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0
Damn. Harsh.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/20/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1
That’s to die for...
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/25/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0
Hey, I understand from rallydarkstrike that you sell Oppo decals once in a while. Could I bother you for a link?
Also, is there a way to get kinja.com/mergios an Oppo authorship?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/25/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0
I did group orders of made-to order custom stickers a few times, but it’s probably been a year or so. I might put another batch through if there’s enough demand, but for now if you’re good with a single color decal you’re better off going through Fourvalleys, he sells them
here.
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/26/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
Thanks! I’ll order one. Probably get one off you next time you do it too