The Chicken Queen

Kinja'd!!! by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 11/15/2017 at 22:28

Tags: Rally Chicken ; Chicken ; Puffalump ; Puffalopnik
STARS: 18


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All hail Queen Chicken.


Replies (73)

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
11/15/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 2

I think someone told me it was a duck..

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/15/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 4

We must overthrow the Chicken and instate Duck rule.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 2

no

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1

no

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
11/15/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 4

Too bad it’s a duck.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
11/15/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1

Viva la Duck Rebellion!

Hmmmm, the glorious sound of the Rebellion R-One from back in the non hybrid LMP1 days. Such an epic noise from that small NA Toyota V8

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/15/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0

Can’t wait to be queen, huh?

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Kinja'd!!! "itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
11/15/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0

Ah yes the mountains of Austin

Kinja'd!!! "CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
11/15/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 6

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/15/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 6

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/15/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 10

*Reads comments*

I <3 Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/15/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

I answer only to the lizard queen.

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Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
11/15/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

Is this step one in teaching him to fly?

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/15/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
11/15/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

All praise be to the the true chicken. I will stand by your side against the duck rebels.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/15/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2

The Chicken Monarchy is a pointless figurehead and a waste of public funds. A modern body politic would structure their state as a Chicken Republic.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

yes

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0

cluck

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

But this is Rally Chicken. She’s more into the Toyota anger-pot inside the Yaris WRC car.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

no she’s not

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 2

{ horrified }

You can’t eat Chicken. Chicken is my friend.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0

Counterpoint: the Chicken Monarchy is a mere title and not a head of state. She doesn’t leech funds off the state or give absurd directions. This is what makes the Chicken Monarchy the only good monarchy.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0

“Cluck.”

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0

k

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

She doesn’t fly unless airplanes or cars are involved.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

Continental Divide over Independence Pass, actually. (Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

Huzzah!

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/16/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 37

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/16/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 5

And from the forges of Moria there created was the one chicken to rule them all.

Kinja'd!!! "CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
11/16/2017 at 01:31, STARS: 1

Well Dairy Queen chicken may not actually be chicken anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 7

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My dog doesn’t care if it’s a chicken or a duck...

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
11/16/2017 at 06:43, STARS: 0

It was a dish for old Caesar

Also King Henry the Third

But Columbus was smart, said, “you can’t fool me
A chicken ain’t nothin’ but a bird”…

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwjAr83ZgcPXAhWi0YMKHT8gCtMQ8TUINTAB&usg=AOvVaw0VTJzWxrN8ZFOD4xbU2nov

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 1

I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Not like, organic free-range hormone-free single-origin chicken hand-slaughtered by gentrifying hipsters, but chicken nonetheless.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 1

YES.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 0

Well, don’t eat Rally Chicken.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 0

I care about Chicken not getting eaten.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 1

Cluck!

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 07:20, STARS: 3

Duck’s fly.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

You eat chicken all the time

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1

good thing it’s a duck

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
11/16/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

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I uh, think there’s something wrong with my cat here.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1

But not Rally Chicken, who is a Puffalump and my friend.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

She’s still a chicken.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

she’s a chicken

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

but she’s not a duck

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 19

My mom now has this as her desktop at work, BTW. Congrats.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

check her search history then

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Edit FU KINJA eating my pics

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/16/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1

Yes! =)

Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
11/16/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 3

You have weird lookin dog.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/16/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

This is some premium cold hard Grade A Kinja!

All hail The Chicken Queen! 

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1

Oooh, do a lion king one next!

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
11/16/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 2

#teamduck

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 2

So, you’re saying that you’ve never eaten a chicken sandwich from here:

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Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

That’s not a cat. This is (was) a cat...

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Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

Weird but effective...

Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/16/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

But chicken is delicious

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

I have not. Rally Chicken (proper noun) != Rally’s Chicken.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

not Puffalump chicken friends

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

She’s a chicken!

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

She’s fascinated by these strange different animals.

(Because she’s a chicken.)

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

Still a Chicken.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

#chicken4ever

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/16/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 0

Nice! I wish I knew how to do a better job at it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/16/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 1

But she comes with stuffing included.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
11/16/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1

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And my Carpet can only eat mice lol

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/16/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

Give it time...

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/16/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

Huh...did no one photoshop Rally Chicken into The Lion King?

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/17/2017 at 06:01, STARS: 0

I trust a duck to recognize one of their own

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/17/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0

I trust a chicken to know what she is!