by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 11/15/2017 at 22:28
Tags: Rally Chicken
; Chicken
; Puffalump
; Puffalopnik
STARS: 18
All hail Queen Chicken.
"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
11/15/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 2
I think someone told me it was a duck..
"CB" (jrcb)
11/15/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 4
We must overthrow the Chicken and instate Duck rule.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 2
no
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/15/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1
no
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
11/15/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 4
Too bad it’s a duck.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
11/15/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1
Viva la Duck Rebellion!
Hmmmm, the glorious sound of the Rebellion R-One from back in the non hybrid LMP1 days. Such an epic noise from that small NA Toyota V8
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/15/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0
Can’t wait to be queen, huh?
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"itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
11/15/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0
Ah yes the mountains of Austin
"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
11/15/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 6
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/15/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 6
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/15/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 10
*Reads comments*
I <3 Oppo
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/15/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0
I answer only to the lizard queen.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
11/15/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0
Is this step one in teaching him to fly?
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/15/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
11/15/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1
All praise be to the the true chicken. I will stand by your side against the duck rebels.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/15/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2
The Chicken Monarchy is a pointless figurehead and a waste of public funds. A modern body politic would structure their state as a Chicken Republic.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0
yes
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 0
cluck
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0
But this is Rally Chicken. She’s more into the Toyota anger-pot inside the Yaris WRC car.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0
no she’s not
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 2
{ horrified }
You can’t eat Chicken. Chicken is my friend.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0
Counterpoint: the Chicken Monarchy is a mere title and not a head of state. She doesn’t leech funds off the state or give absurd directions. This is what makes the Chicken Monarchy the only good monarchy.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0
“Cluck.”
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0
k
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0
She doesn’t fly unless airplanes or cars are involved.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0
Continental Divide over Independence Pass, actually. (Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
Huzzah!
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/16/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 37
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/16/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 5
And from the forges of Moria there created was the one chicken to rule them all.
"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
11/16/2017 at 01:31, STARS: 1
Well Dairy Queen chicken may not actually be chicken anyway.
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 7
My dog doesn’t care if it’s a chicken or a duck...
"LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
11/16/2017 at 06:43, STARS: 0
It was a dish for old Caesar
Also King Henry the Third
But Columbus was smart, said, “you can’t fool me
A chicken ain’t nothin’ but a bird”…
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 1
I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Not like, organic free-range hormone-free single-origin chicken hand-slaughtered by gentrifying hipsters, but chicken nonetheless.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 1
YES.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 0
Well, don’t eat Rally Chicken.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 0
I care about Chicken not getting eaten.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 07:04, STARS: 1
Cluck!
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 1
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 07:20, STARS: 3
Duck’s fly.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/16/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1
You eat chicken all the time
"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1
good thing it’s a duck
"S65" (granthp)
11/16/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0
I uh, think there’s something wrong with my cat here.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1
But not Rally Chicken, who is a Puffalump and my friend.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0
She’s still a chicken.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0
she’s a chicken
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0
but she’s not a duck
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 19
My mom now has this as her desktop at work, BTW. Congrats.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0
check her search history then
Edit FU KINJA eating my pics
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 2
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/16/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1
Yes! =)
"Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
11/16/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 3
You have weird lookin dog.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/16/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0
This is some premium cold hard Grade A Kinja!
All hail The Chicken Queen!
"random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1
Oooh, do a lion king one next!
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
11/16/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 2
#teamduck
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/16/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 2
So, you’re saying that you’ve never eaten a chicken sandwich from here:
"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/16/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1
Old pic. Technically, not even my Rally Chicken!)
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1
That’s not a cat. This is (was) a cat...
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0
Weird but effective...
"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/16/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0
But chicken is delicious
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0
I have not. Rally Chicken (proper noun) != Rally’s Chicken.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0
not Puffalump chicken friends
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0
She’s a chicken!
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0
She’s fascinated by these strange different animals.
(Because she’s a chicken.)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0
Still a Chicken.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/16/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0
#chicken4ever
"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
11/16/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 0
Nice! I wish I knew how to do a better job at it.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/16/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 1
But she comes with stuffing included.
"S65" (granthp)
11/16/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1
And my Carpet can only eat mice lol
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/16/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 0
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/16/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0
Give it time...
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/16/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0
Huh...did no one photoshop Rally Chicken into The Lion King?
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/17/2017 at 06:01, STARS: 0
I trust a duck to recognize one of their own
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/17/2017 at 08:49, STARS: 0
I trust a chicken to know what she is!