by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 11/15/2017 at 14:10
by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 11/15/2017 at 14:10
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STARS: 4
I’ll take mine in white.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/15/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1
No.
But you do you...
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/15/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1
Its all yours. I want none of it.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/15/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 2
I don’t care what motor it has, I’m going to have to revoke your Jalopnik Gold membership for this SHIT .
"victor" (victor)
11/15/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1
SUV coupe *Vomit in mouth*
sAMG 63 *swallows it back down*
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
It stupid and doesn’t make any sense. I love it.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
After driving the FX35 i saw good and stupid a big suv could be.
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
11/15/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
ewww
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0
Thanks!
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
I’ll do it.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0
Coooooooewwllllllll right?
"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/15/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0
Just saw one pretty much identical on the way back from Fairway. That is just awful, especially the rear end.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/15/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 1
no
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
11/15/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 2
"victor" (victor)
11/15/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 1
The FX50 was an even more glorious drive.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0
Just ignore the fact that they call this a coupe. It’s wonderful now isn’t it!
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0
I love it because it’s so dumb.
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/15/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1
Pictured: normal ass SUV vs this thing
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0
yes
"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
11/15/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/15/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0
I like many stupid vehicles. I hate all SHITs. I especially hate hotrod SHITs. Hotrod crossovers are cool because they haul ass and haul a bunch of shit. Hotrod SHITs lose the second half of that equation, and rear headroom, and rear visibility, in the name of looking stupid. Fuck all SHITs.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/15/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 1
Thought it was a ‘shop, but 6'4" vs 4'10"...
"Svend" (svend)
11/15/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0
I like how easy they are to get into but still handle pretty decently. They also handle bumps and people don’t get in your way!
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/15/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0
you make PK cry
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0
I make PK cry because its so dumb its wonderful.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/15/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 2
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Example is this glass toilet.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/15/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0
NO
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 1
Manual transmissions don’t make any sense either! Just because you can get a manual doesn’t mean you should. I still want a manual.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/15/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/15/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0
All of what you said applies the same to hotrod crossovers but they have actually-usable back seats and cargo areas, and back windows you can see out of.
Hotrod crossover >>>>>>>>> hotrod SHIT
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0
But Hotrod crossovers make sense! I don’t want something that makes sense! I’m an accountant. I want stupid things.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/15/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 0
Hotrod crossovers already don’t make sense. They take a vehicle shaped for practicality and make it do stupid performance-y things that serve no purpose. That’s why they’re fun. You get performance and practicality.
Hotrod SHITs give you stupid styling and worse practicality but they’re no better performing than hotrod CUVs. If you’re going to make the tradeoff of shitty rear visibility for swoopy styling, you might as well also get lower to the ground in the process.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/15/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1
As I was scrolling down I saw this and thought, “man that’s got the be the ugliest new Buick I’ve ever seen”
"C62030" (c62030)
11/15/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0
There are dozens of us!
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 1
But a Buick doesn’t have a 6.2 mascarading as a 6.3
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0
Let’s roll!
"Dasupersprint - base trim is enough" (dasupersprint)
11/15/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 2
The GLE looks ridiculous and stupid, but the GLC looks stupidly awesome and I can’t tell why
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0
They both look great but you posted a GLE you know?
"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/15/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0
I suppose if you only approach it at night, and you can’t see it from the inside, it would be OK. But it is the Medusa of crossovers - one good look, and ....
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/15/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 1
This is the greatest embarassment to the state of Alabama at the moment, followed in a distant second place by Roy Moore.
Putting a big engine in something helps, but it’s not a cure.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
11/15/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 0
Ugh. I hate SUV coupes.
GLC 63 however...GIB
"Dasupersprint - base trim is enough" (dasupersprint)
11/15/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0
Nope! Zoom in the picture, and pay attention to that chrome strip above the taillights!
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0
Ohhhh I forgot they had the mini GLE. I like that one better.
"Rico" (ricorich)
11/15/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 0
4.0 TT*
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
11/15/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0
I’ve actually grown fond of them but only in AMG (and ///M) guise. It’s seems wrong to get them without the crazy engine to go with the crazy bodystyle
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1
I agree. I like both but with the stupid engines.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1
OH CRAP. Those noobs changed it on us.
"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
11/15/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0
A set of tires is over $2k. And they go through them in about 10k miles. And brake pads almost as quickly, at nearly $1k per axle, and needs rotors every other time. That’s how you get massive stupid things like this to perform the way they do. They’re dumb. They’re the worst.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/15/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 0
Is the GLC better?
"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
11/16/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 0
Cheaper yes. Still useless.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
11/16/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0
The absolute absurdity of the cost to own *almost* makes me love it more. I love it because it doesn’t make nay sense whatsoever.