One of the least favorite Halloween candies

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Published 11/13/2017 at 14:01

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But one of my favorites. And these are the tropical flavor ones, made in Canada, not the USA, and are a little softer and better tasting than their American counterparts. I finally found a reliable source, I think, so whenever I have 99 cents to spare I’ll grab a pack...


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Kinja'd!!! "Jarrett - [BRZ Boi]" (jarrettw)
11/13/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 8

Smarties?

SMARTIES?!

Those are Rockets!!!

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
11/13/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 3

It happens to be my favorite, I will eat a bag of those if you leave me unattended.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/13/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 6

These are Smarties.

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Those are Rockets. And they’re good.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
11/13/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1

My problem is that I love BOTH kinds of Smarties - the US (Necco) smarties and the rest of the world (Nestle) smarties. But we can’t buy Nestle smarties in the US very often unless we happen across them at some candy importer. I think Nestle smarties are SO much better than M&Ms.

edit - whoops, turns out US Smarties are NOT made by NECCO. They are their own company now (and were never made by NECCO)!

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
11/13/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 2

Those are damn Rockets, not Smarties.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 2

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And this is proper Budweiser, not that icky rice beverage they make around the corner from me...

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 2

Necco Smarties? I’m a big fan of Necco wafers...

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/13/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 2

How can anyone hate on Smarties? My favorites are the sours and the giants

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/13/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 1

I don’t know that these qualify as the least favorite.

I think tootsie rolls and corn candy are on equal footing for being the worst.

And by worst... i mean my teeth fall out from being sucked out by tootsie rolls or cavities so severe, there is no teeth left from corn candy.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

I haven’t tried those varieties, but if I see them I’ll grab them.

The kids seem to go for the chocolate first, leaving things like Smarties, lollipops and Dubble Bubble until the end; I know I did when growing up. But Halloween chocolate isn’t all that good compared to the more complex varieties we adults actually prefer. I’ll be happy to leave the Snickers behind and grab some Smarties when offered some Halloween candy...

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Well, they’re down the list with the items you mentioned, along with generic lollipops and Dubble Bubble. Maybe Smarties are just mid-pack...

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/13/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1

Coming to chime in that those are Rockets.

However, I will agree that they’re garbage.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
11/13/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

You’re right, except for the “good” part. I find them to be mildly flavoured, sweet tasting chalk.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/13/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

I said GOOD

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
11/13/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1

cool. A.D.D. and Monday coffee over dose are real today.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/13/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 2

The only correct way to eat Smarties is to unwrap the entire tube and eat them all at once.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
11/13/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

Yeah my bad - Smarties were never made by Necco. I used to work right down the street from one of Necco’s old Cambridge factory buildings (after it was no longer a factory).

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/13/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 2

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The sours aren’t that sour by candy standards, but they’ve got a nice little kick to them. I also forgot Smarties pops!

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/13/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 2

I do this

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/13/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 1

Smarties are among my favourite. Although I’m probably 25 years too old to be taking in sugar like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
11/13/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 1

Oh man, I love the pops!

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
11/13/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 0

I was just about to post about Necco wafers. You beat me to it.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 1

That’s a bit much for me. I like to do two or three at a time, preferably the same flavor for a more pure experience...

Kinja'd!!! "sn4cktimes" (snacktimes)
11/13/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 1

We call these Rockets in Canada. Our Smarties are similar to M&M’s... but crappier

Kinja'd!!! "wkiernan" (wkiernan)
11/13/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

No, the correct way is to take at least two tubes of them, empty them out on the desktop, and then line them up by color, and then count the lines of identically-colored Smarties, let’s say that is l lines, and count the one with the fewest Smarties in it, let’s say that is n Smarties, and then rearrange them into l lines of n Smarties, then eat up all the remaining Smarties that are not part of the rectangle of properly-arranged Smarties, and then finally eat your way through the l lines of n Smarties.

This is also how you are supposed to eat M&Ms, but it’s far more satisfying with Smarties because red M&Ms taste exactly like green M&Ms or brown M&Ms, while the different colors of Smarties have subtly different flavors.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/13/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Groagun" (groagun)
11/13/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 1

OMG Rockets! I love Rockets! And yes these are the Canadian version and superior to the American offerings. I’m having some right now! Man I’m excited and on a sugar high!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/13/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1

These are crack! I love them. You have to eat the whole tube at once or you are doing it wrong!

Kinja'd!!! "wkiernan" (wkiernan)
11/13/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/13/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/13/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 2

You are correct; Ttyymmn is incorrect.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/13/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0

Whilst Smarties on not high on the list of favorites for a number of people, these two might tie for the absolute worst (at least in my world). Throw some Peeps in there and I’m ready to heave.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/13/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 0

You are entitled to your opinion, and you are likewise entitled to be wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/13/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

I hate them, they taste like sugary chalk.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/13/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 1

I hate both of these, and I also hate Smarties.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
11/14/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

I don’t mind one or two Peeps per annum...

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
11/14/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0

I used to think you were cool

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/14/2017 at 06:35, STARS: 1

I used to think a lot of people were cool, but now that so many of you have revealed your love of some of the worst excuses for candy ever ... man, I dunno.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
11/14/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

Those are called rockets in Canada

These are smarties

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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
11/14/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Looks like I need to spend more time in Canada. At my last job I was supposed to visit Calgary and Edmonton, two stations under I was responsible for planning manpower and budgets. They wanted me to go in the middle of February. Sure, I do need to see how things working during some of the more difficult times, but seriously, winter in Edmonton? OK, it wasn’t Yellowknife, but still. This SoCal native remains firm in his belief that snow is something you visit and not something you live in, even though I’ve spent 5 years here in the Midwest...