Things that make me a little sad

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 11/12/2017 at 22:24

Tags: BMW ; 99 Problems But I Can't Afford Them So Why Does It Matter To Me
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Kinja'd!!!

There’s an M-Performance version of the X3, but not of the 3-series wagon. I mean, 355 horsepower in the wagon would be pretty cool, but nah, here’s your SUV. Not that it really makes a difference in my life, because I can’t afford either.


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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 2

Other things that make me sad:

3-series GT

5-series GT

6(why?!?)-series GT

No wagon except the 3-series, and I expect that to end within a few years as well.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/12/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1

I saw a 5-series GT the other day, and immediately thought about what an unsightly vehicle it is. It’s just so... big? I think is the right way to put it?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/12/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

Wife just got rid of her X3. That thing was quick as hell, and it was a 2015 with “only” 300 Hp.

Would love to get that 355 Hp in a wagon but nooooooooo.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/12/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1

I mean, if you could afford to buy it, you’d be able to afford the speeding tickets!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

It’s somewhere in between an X4 and X6 in terms of girth and offensiveness.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/12/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0

I honestly don’t hate the X4 too much. The X6... well, it’s bigly.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/12/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1

Ha! True - although thankfully she only got one with hers in 3 years!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 1

What did she replace it with?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/12/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

RX350 coming soon.

She’s not a car person obviously.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 1

My wife wants one too. Though if I may be honest, just a bit* out of our price range...

* - bigly.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/13/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0

Yeah, they’re not cheap, that’s for sure - nothing new is these days.

The RX gets a lot of heat from enthusiasts (and rightfully so - I’ve driven the last gen and this one), but it’s very good at its mission - which is to cart families (and retirees) to soccer practice, the mall, etc. reliably in comfort and luxury without drama. My only knock on it is that rear/side visibility isn’t that great for a vehicle that’s guaranteed to be around small children, but with the various nannies it has on it, it’s fine.