by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 11/12/2017 at 13:01
by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 11/12/2017 at 13:01
Tags: Hot take
STARS: 3
Driving behind this white one for a couple minutes earlier and concluded that it is the embodiment of: The guy who peaked in high school (star of the football team), now incredibly fat and wearing the now too small for him letter jacket trying to relive the glory days, if anyone remembers.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 8
If he can afford a $60k car, he’s probably not doing too bad for himself.
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
11/12/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 3
Different strokes for different folks, I like them. Then again I’m incredibly fat and old so I can relate to them.
"Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast" (danimalk)
11/12/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 21
Seems more like he’s currently living his glory days to me.
I mean, it’s not like he drives some base model, then goes complaining about other, more expensive cars on the internet or anything like that...
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/12/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 4
I don’t get the hate for a 700hp point-and-shoot muscle car that costs less than most boring luxury crossovers
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 3
I think it’s largely related to the fact that it seems that most people that browse Jalop, or at least the ones that comment on it want a car that turns & stops as well as it goes. And while the hellcats do turn fairly well for a car of its bulk, its never going to be confused with something like a GT350, M3/4, or 911.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/12/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 2
Juke Nismo RS.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/12/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1
You thought this was hate? LOL
"bryan40oop" (bryan40oop)
11/12/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1
Not really, you’re thinking of this guy
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/12/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0
Not big enough, but he’ll do.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/12/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0
Ouch.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 2
DON’T EVEN
"Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast" (danimalk)
11/12/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
Hot take.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/12/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0
Bigly.
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/12/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0
Toasty.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/12/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0
Juke.
"diplodicus forgot his password" (diplodicusforgothispassword)
11/12/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1
I’m just jelly I can’t afford a hellcat charger. There’s a guy in town who dailys one so jelly.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
11/12/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 4
Fucking REKT
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
11/12/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 1
Tyrannosaurus Rekt
"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
11/12/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0
Ahem. Is that a Juke Nismo?
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/12/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 0
Might be.