Called Amazon For Info On Who Stole My Identity..

Kinja'd!!! by "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
Published 11/11/2017 at 16:24

Tags: Crapple
STARS: 1


Kinja'd!!!

And guess what? Someone in my house did it.

Someone made an account last night then decided to buy an iPhone 6 from a vendor on Amazon. They used the name of my previous tenant and my address. The order shipped today and will arrive at my house.

To the best of my ability, I can only conclude that my current tenant did this. My previous tenant has no reason to ship it to my house. She already has her own place to live and she has a restraining order against her. Also, why would she make up a different last name?

Likewise, my tenant had been obsessing over iPhones for the past week, so it’s a mighty strange coincidence that someone would steal my debit card and ship an item to my house using that same money.

Now, I’m going to get the money back in less than 12 hours. The iPhone will be delivered within a few days.

As for my tenants, they’re probably going to be arrested.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
11/11/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 14

I’m so sorry you have to go through this. Press all the charges.

Kinja'd!!! "Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
11/11/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 6

Seems like you need to go for a bit sans roommate. That sucks.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
11/11/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 5

The last thing you needed was more shit piled onto the heap, but I’m glad you were able to figure it out and get a resolution.

Hopefully if you get a new roommate they’ll prefer cleaning and baking over harassment and theft.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/11/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0

Agreed. We moved in this tenant to leverage out the other one. Surprisingly, they passed the background check...but obviously people are more than meets the eye. Obviously, they just haven’t been caught yet.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/11/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 1

I’m with Sir Halffast. Sounds like your luck with roommates (or as I call it, the roommate lottery) hasn’t been the best. Here’s hoping things start looking up.

As an aside, I’m pumped to see how things progress with your Smart. It’s absurd and I love it.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
11/11/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 1

God damn, hope you can catch a break soon.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/11/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 4

You are the real life manifestation of a person with a dark cloud overhead.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/11/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 2

Wow. I commend you for a clear and calm head, I would be literally kicking doors down.

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
11/11/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

Roommates are never good. My older sister went through multiple roommates because so far every last one uses her stuff and treats her and her stuff like shit. Same for her current roommate, why can’t there be decent people like us? Just room with a Jalop who knows shit about Smart cars and is chill.

Kinja'd!!! "JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
11/11/2017 at 17:35, STARS: 2

seriously, what is wrong with people?

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
11/11/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 1

Where do you find these people?!?!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/11/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1

Oye! No more tenants!

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
11/11/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 1

Perhaps a more relevant image:

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Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/11/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 0

It seems these types of people are like magnetized to my family. :/

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/11/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 2

What about David Tennant?

Kinja'd!!! "Kat Callahan" (kyosuke)
11/11/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

...Wow. Just wow.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/11/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 0

Sure!

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
11/12/2017 at 04:08, STARS: 0

Tenant out, freedom in.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
11/12/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 1

Is your house configured for housing tenants? The only configuration I’d consider is an efficiency apartment with a separate entrance, separate kitchen, separate bath, etc. Really, renting out a spare bedroom is the ultimate form of trust and I’ve found that the only people I trust that much are people I’ve known for a long time. Everyone else can just forget it. One bad roommate taught me that lesson.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/12/2017 at 09:33, STARS: 1

It isn’t since it’s my dream home and all. I guess both my mum and I felt that we’d fill one of the bedrooms so that I’m not on a large dead end property by myself and have some extra cash to spend on my projects. After these two nightmares (which are happening at the same time) I welcome living by myself. The security system will give me a sense of ease I wouldn’t have had before.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/13/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 1

Could you get by without having a tennant? Cause seriously you have terrible tennants

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/13/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 1

I can and I will. At this point with my security system I’m not scared to live by myself.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/13/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 1

Well that is good to hear. :) I’d offer to be your tenant because I could really use a new TV... HA HA HA, sorry I had to. But honestly if that didn’t require a very long move I bet you’d make a good house mate for a non crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/13/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 1

That was actually a solid joke xD

Oooh an Oppo would be a great house mate! No HOA so car parts can be everywhere!

*Openly wonders if David Tracy wants to reduce the cost of his rent.*

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/13/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0

Car parts? Why not whole parts cars!!!