by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 11/11/2017 at 15:52
by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 11/11/2017 at 15:52
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STARS: 5
I just found the mother lode of gag Christmas gifts. This company called Demeter Fragrance Library makes perfumes/colognes out of everything . For example: Bourbon, Play-Doh, Bonfire, Popcorn, Tomato, Jelly Doughnut, Mildew, and Hot Fudge Sundae. They also make plenty of non-silly scents. Pick your favorite:
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
11/11/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 4
Crayon scent, also known as “90's Volkswagen”
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/11/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 3
Spray on a bit of that Demeter Bourbon, it’s perfect for an interview or funeral!
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
11/11/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 0
Oh. My. God.
This is excellent.
But seriously, I’ve bought some cologne from a place called “I Hate Perfume” but it is damn expensive. This.... might be a game changer.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/11/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 1
I wish we could suggest scents to them. I’d buy “Burnt Rubber” or “Electrical Fire”.
*EDIT*: Turns out I Hate Perfume and Demeter Fragrance are both by the same guy.
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
11/11/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 1
This... I find not at all surprising.
Also yes, I was really hoping “thunderstorm” smelled like ozone, but, alas, apparently not.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/11/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1
I’d totally buy their Humidor scent if I were the kind of person that wears cologne.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/11/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1
Wow, that’s a much wider selection than the scents offered by Mandles!
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/11/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1
Was looking for day old dick and and mountain man body odor, am disappointed these are not available.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/11/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1
10/10 I’d buy Hardware Store
"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
11/11/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 0
I’m wondering what the difference is between “Leather” and “Russian Leather.”
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/11/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 2
Notes of vodka and lgbt oppression.
"Brickman" (legomaniacman)
11/11/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1
I want play-doh... OMG they have play-doh scent! :D
"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
11/11/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 1
the smallest sizes are cheap enough to send everyone you know a scent.... damn...
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
11/11/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1
And theres enough variety that there’s something for every person there.
My cat crazy sister is getting “Kitten Fur”.
"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
11/11/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 1
Apparently one is a little earthier. There is a comparison in the “Leather” reviews.
...not that I’ve been looking at this website all day...
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
12/03/2019 at 16:40, STARS: 1
Giant Sequoia: for when you want everyone to smell your wood, I guess.
Also, there’s no Puffalump fragrance. BOOOOO.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/03/2019 at 17:10, STARS: 1
Yeah but now you can make your puffalump smell like ANYTHING.
Also if I wanted everyone to smell my wood I could just stop showering for a month.