by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 11/10/2017 at 21:43
by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 11/10/2017 at 21:43
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I’m out with the family having dinner. We’ve paid the bill and are getting up to leave and I’m holding the baby (11 months). He smells. I turn him over and see his pants are wet. At the same time I can feel that my pants are wet. “Mrs Opposaurus we have a problem” We get into the bathroom, wife, baby, me and the two girls. We pull down his pants and THERE IS FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE. FUCK
We clean him up, throw out the outfit and install the back up. I have to go to home depot. I have diarrhea juice on my leg. That was the quickest trip to home depot I have ever made.
currently:
futurely:
i have about half the hardwood laid down
"JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
11/10/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 3
I’ve been there. Babies will atomic bomb their diapers sometimes and shit more than they weigh!
Good times!
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/10/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 4
yea, its pretty messed up the volume that some thing so small can produce
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/10/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0
Yeah for blowouts!
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
11/10/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 0
Babies can produce the most interesting substances at the most inappropriate times.
The work is looking good!
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
11/10/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1
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good to hear progress is being made
"cbell04" (cbell04)
11/10/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
Been there. “Oh tiny little baby how did you shit all the way up to your neck?!?!”
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 2
That looks good. Glad you’re sharing the process.
I once had to change similar in the back seat of my wife’s Toyota. They’ll always be full of shit. It’s just that when they get older, it comes out of their mouths.
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
11/11/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0
I too have 3 kids. I’m laughing at your misfortune and feeling those feels for you, all at the same time.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/13/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0
My daughter at about 18 months had a blow out at REI. I was tasked with dealing with it. Went out to the car and found that we only had two wet wipes. I think I used a second diaper to sweep up the chunks and the wipes to do a half assed job cleaning up the rest. This is not a good memory, I can smell it in my memory to this day.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/13/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0
that sux. we’ve learned to carry a full stock of wipes. Kids are disgusting little creatures.
"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
11/13/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0
Dad to 6 year old twin boys here. Can confirm. Mount Vesuvius shits are worse than the plague.