This has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen on the road 

by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 11/10/2017 at 21:39

Tags: WTF
STARS: 0

I don’t have a dash cam, so please accept this STS for the re-enactment.

I was waiting at a stop light with others under a highway overpass. The lead guy in my lane jumps out of his Caddy and runs over to one of the pylons, shields himself best he can behind it, and proceeds to take a leak. Of course, the light turns green while he’s out. Then, he nearly gets squished by all the cars going around his while he tries to get back in. This was a city street, not the middle of nowhere.

Unbelievable.

Replies (11)

"E90M3" (e90m3)
11/10/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 2

I once pulled over to take a piss. Except we were on a lease road in the middle of nowhere Texas.

"jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
11/10/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1

That’s an STS.

And ... wow, that guy really couldn’t wait to find a gas station. Yikes.

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
11/10/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 2

In Africa we would stop in the road to “check the tires” which was taking a piss behind the car.

Yeah not in a populated area you might say

"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
11/10/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 1

How hard is it just carry an empty water bottle around? Just make sure to throw it out before your boss does your monthly “work with”, a bottle of urine in the cup holder does not make a good impression.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

I know. I had been searching DTS before that and messed up.

And, there was a gas station 50 feet away.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 0

It’s Friday night. No telling where he thought he was.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 2

And not with a half dozen cars behind you.

"jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
11/10/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 2

What a weirdo. The easier way to claim a pylon it just to take it.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0

Agreed, but it was kind attached to a highway at the time, and he didn’t have the proper tools.

"jdrgoat - Ponticrack?" (jdrgoat)
11/10/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 1

To be honest, I initially read that as “traffic cone” and didn’t want to rewrite what was a tiny bit funny. I guess it’s funnier as a traffic cone in both stories.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/10/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 1

I laughed.