by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 11/16/2017 at 11:08
by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 11/16/2017 at 11:08
Tags: Kia
STARS: 2
A product named after a surface-to-air missile launcher that’s coming from Korea specifically to make a huge impact on major markets all over the world. Well, maybe that’s just a coincidence and marketing didn’t notice that oh... the key fob is shaped like a detonator and the big button is what you hit when you lock on to your target. Well that’s an oddly topical comparison during the launch of this very surprising product.
Oh, I get it now! The Stinger MUST take off outside of Korea in order for it not to be bombing!! Freakin’ clever, Kia.
Wait... what?!
The Kia Quirk, Oppo. It’s a real thing. I’ll have to share some more with you sometime.
* I can’t remember if the Stinger is being sold in China. If it’s not then there is no doubt that this was an inside job for a massive inside joke.
"chaozbandit" (chaozbandit)
11/16/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1
Its designed by the germans
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/16/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 9
Me with a ‘91 Stinger. One of the rare versions not deployed to Afghanistan to be later used against us.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/16/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 1
I was field artillery and was sent to an air defense unit. And when ever they would start talking shit I would say.
“Yeah, but the only people to fire a stinger in combat is the Taliban.”
"and 100 more" (nth256)
11/16/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 2
Poor trigger control, bro.
"and 100 more" (nth256)
11/16/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0
I really wish the main button performed the duties of both locking and unlocking. More excuses to push the big button!
Come to think of it, why don’t all remotes have a single button that toggles between lock and unlock?
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
11/16/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 1
So when you hit it multiple times you don’t have to guess whether it’s locked or unlocked
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
11/16/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1
That looks like a fun family BBQ
"Dslay04" (Dslay04)
11/16/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0
pretty bad ass key fob
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
11/16/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1
That’s a bitchin’ key. Are all the Kia Stinger keys like that, or just the ones for the top-tier GT2 model?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/16/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1
Bonus: Florida
/airshow
"random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 1
So, Wobbs, how many actual detonators have you seen?
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/16/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0
Ooh. I like that fob.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/16/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0
I was asked to leave that preschool before we got that far.
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/16/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1
All that I know of!
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/16/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0
Well, you’re not going to mistake the lock button for the unlock button...
"random001" (random001)
11/16/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1
Well, that explains it. =0)
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/16/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1
You were a cute kid. What happened?!