by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 11/09/2017 at 14:13
by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 11/09/2017 at 14:13
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How is it that someone can make it past 15, let alone 50, without getting the concept of either lifting or wiping the toilet seat. Car for your time.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/09/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0
Whenever I hear women complaining about guys who leave the toilet seat up, I point out to them that there are apparently a lot of guys out there who never lift it to begin with, and that is much much worse!!
Seriously, WTF?
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/09/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
I know the excuse(at least for public toilets) and it aggravates me to no end. I know several Germaphobes that won’t put the lid up because they refuse to touch a public toilet. These are also people that will only flush the toilet with their foot and open bathroom doors with their elbows(or use a paper towel as a “barrier” between their hand and the door).
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/09/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 4
no idea mate.... at work someone managed to shit down the water tank and onto the seat (then i assume he admired his work and went eheheh welp back to work) and left it for the next person to find.... that was a fun one for the daily meeting..
course we also had someone manage to stab himself in the leg with a safety knife whilst cutting up boxes so now we all have to take a course on how to use a knife without dying.....
i work with some grade a stupid
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/09/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0
Yup, that’s the excuse - but somehow it’s OK for them to spread their disgusting mess in an effort to avoid picking up someone else’s cooties.
Screw them.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 2
I don’t lift it. I don’t want to touch it if I can help it.
I wipe though, you’ll never sit in any of my bodily fluids
"BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
11/09/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0
What industry are you in?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/09/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 1
That’s fine - urine is actually nearly sterile when it comes out of you (!) unless you have some sort of disease.
As long as you’re not making a mess for the next person in, I don’t really care—
Edited to note that it’s not completely sterile.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0
You just described me. However that’s still no excuse for not wiping up your mess if you made one. I don’t care how disgusting it was when you got in there*, don’t leave it more disgusting.
*unless we’re talking national/provincial/state park outhouse filthy, in which case feel free to thread the needle from as far away from the stench as possible and if you need to shit do it in the woods
"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
11/09/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 1
I’m fighting that battle now with my 6 year old twins. Not flushing is the least of my issues when one or both of those knuckleheads pisses all over the seat (or floor on occasion).
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 1
The only thing I can think of is attempting a hovercrap with explosive diarrhea
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/09/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 2
Where I work we have a lot of chinese people here on visas. I tell you that because I would sometimes see splatters on the toilet seat with boot marks on the seat. Then, one day I saw a person’s feet descend into view under the door just before exiting the stall. I didn’t used to understand what was happening until a chinese friend explained to me about the squat toilets that are common back home. Apparently, when some of them are used to squatting over a hole, they do the same on a normal toilet seat.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0
Still disgusting when you walk in and see dried yellow spots on the seat. That being said it’s amazing how little you care when you really need a dump... I hate public washrooms, but I’m either really lucky in those cases or I suddenly become blind
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
I can excuse that from a 6yo. Just get them under control by the time you let them loose. Please
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/09/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 2
See, as long as you are cleaning up whatever you did I’m fine with that. I mean you could just save yourself the trouble and lift it with your foot. I don’t care if it’s up when I get in there, I just don’t want to have to play janitor when I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1
Boot marks... I can deal with. Even though they shouldn’t be there either they’re a lot less disgusting. As long as they aren’t muddy on a wet day, then I’d just NOPE the fuck out of there and go fertilize the bushes
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0
I hate making contact with anything I’m not going to wash. Yeah, I’m weird, but I’d rather use my hands.
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/09/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0
Yeah, and it always seems like the ones that try to avoid getting sick the most are the ones that are sick most frequently. I am a big believer in the concept that actively avoiding germs weakens your immune system leaving you more susceptible to disease when it does get to you.
I’m not saying go play in the porta-potty, just don’t go out of your way to avoid germs. I’ve never been one to be a germaphobe, if anything I’m probably on the lower end of the ‘normal’ range of the personal hygiene scale. I rarely get sick, and when I do it’s impact is usually not that bad, I almost never get sick enough to miss work and typically end the year having used all my sick days to play hooky. They guys I know that are germaphobes burn through their sick leave halfway through the year and end up having to use vacation days as sick days.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/09/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 1
A not-insignificant amount of washrooms in China feature only squatting toilets, which was pretty hard for this foreign-born to adjust to. Some larger/fancier places will have 1/4 sitting toilets/ 3/4 squat toilets though.
That said, I rarely ever see anyone actually squatting - perhaps the youth are more widely cultured.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/09/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 1
Some people are broken.
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/09/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0
lol.. smokestacks n chimneys (im the resident sheetmetal guy)(powdercoater when need be)
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/09/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 1
probably that yeah
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
11/09/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1
Having pissed in a hole in an “outhouse” at a shipping center by Shanghai I believe it. That was on day 2 of being over there. I pooped before leaving the hotel every morning after that.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/09/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0
That’s what I was given to understand. I also can see that squatting on a regular toilet can allow one to not have to sit on someone else’s stains. Unfortunately, when one’s butt is raised over the hole that much, more splatter is likely.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
11/09/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1
“Go before you leave the house” is one of those genuine pearls of parental wisdom that has really stood the test of time.