When is Onion getting commenting?

by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 11/09/2017 at 13:15

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Cuz that shit is gonna be redonks.

Replies (20)

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
11/09/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 5

I know, i am champing...CHAMPING at the bit.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1

This could save Kinja for all of us.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1

Can’t wait.

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
11/09/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

It’s always had commenting:

Me, to my college roommate, late September 2001: “What’s this in our mailbox? Seriously? The Onion is back again...with a 9/11 issue?!”

Epic publisher is epic. I will never cease to be amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

“Part of maintaining The Onion essence comes with a few feature limitations, but you’re always welcome to join the conversation on Facebook or Twitter”

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

People would lose their damn minds.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

My guess is never, because the comments section on that site would be as bad or worse than YouTube, I think.

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 3

Have you heard of Facebook?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 9

Comments would ruin The Onion , so they will likely appear any day now.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/09/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

I just want to see how many take it seriously.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 2

So ... never?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

All of them.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 7

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/09/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 12

Why no. Is it a book made out of the skin from people’s faces?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/09/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1

The comments on Facebook are hilarious. 2% of the people reading the Onion don’t realize it’s satire, and they get savagely beaten down.

"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/09/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 2

is that something like this.

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
11/09/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 1

The Necronomicon!

"Wacko" (wacko--)
11/09/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
11/10/2017 at 04:49, STARS: 0

I’m predicting it’s going to be 80% butthurt Trump voters shouting ‘Fake News!!!111!!1!1’ into the aether and 20% comparatively rational people saying ‘no shit, it’s the Onion’.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/10/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

That’s how I pictured it in my mind.