by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 11/08/2017 at 11:03
by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 11/08/2017 at 11:03
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Three different styles spotted at work yesterday. Which handwashing station flips your faucet?
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
11/08/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 6
I’d take #3 without the pebbles, #1 and #2 show money doesn’t buy good taste
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/08/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 7
I like none of these options.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/08/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 4
It all comes down to two questions: a) What is an acceptable pretentiousness to usability ratio? and ii) Do I actually live in the fucking palace of Versailles?
Except for attracting funge that would be horrible to collect between feathers, the avian set is really usable. Except, Versailles. So, possible tie between two and three, except for some reason I like two more.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1
Agreed. Although I do think that the second bowl is neat
"AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
11/08/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 2
The swan one, because it is the closets one to the Supra’s emblem. lol
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
11/08/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
Yeah, I don’t like any of them. I’ll take #1 because the sink looks the deepest and I usually make a mess when I wash my hands anyway. I’d splash water out of the others (especially the third one) in a heartbeat.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
11/08/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1
The last one looks best to me, but that’s gonna get dirty.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 4
The design on #1 carries over to the rest of the home. Gold everywhere, marble walls, massive chandeliers decked out in bejeweled chains...
And then there’s a wonderfully simple garage refuge. Two 4-post lifts with a a lotus esprit and caged foxbody enjoying the top level, c7 vette and various liter bikes down below.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/08/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 4
Do you work for an organized crime boss in Hong Kong? Because that’s who I imagine owns these.
"razorbeamteam" (razorbeamteam)
11/08/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 6
Number 1 for sure, if a goose isn’t puking onto your hands, are they really clean?
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 2
I like PARTS of two, but can you imagine trying to keep a copper bowl with a mirrored countertop looking halfway decent?
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
11/08/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 2
#2 because it seems more practical than #3 and WAAAAAAAAAY less gaudy than #1.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 3
I work for everyone from the richest man in the world, to sweet 103 year old grandma’s. I’m sure there are some criminals in between.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/08/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 1
#1 because it’s just so fucking tasteless.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
The hand towels are pure white, with alternating gold and silver stripes at either end, tassels, and of course, embroidered initials
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1
There’s a chandelier in the bathroom. C L A S S
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1
I’m gonna go with the rocks.
"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/08/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0
I pick #3 it seems the easiest to clean.
I do like the swan, but it is much to horribly over the top.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
11/08/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 1
But, on the other hand, it’s just a little Windex away from being clean on a regular basis. Unlike the rocks in three, which is otherwise mostly more practical, since the rocks would hold moisture and cultivate ass-stank. In addition to being so shallow it’ll splash and not really possible to wash out a washcloth in.
It’s why I’m torn between the two, unless I actually get to live in a chateau and have excuses for the Goose Pomposity.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0
Dammit, man. Letting me know this guy owns an Esprit and a race car really prevents me from disliking him... I guess I can dislike his wife. Any guess on the value of the home?
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 4
“ I debugged windows for Bill Gates.” You need this on your business card... =)
"Rico" (ricorich)
11/08/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 0
The last option would be the only I’d get and without stupid pebbles. The rest of them look like ass.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 1
The wife is definitely in charge of home design.
Value..? Well, lakeside property in a popular, older Seattle neighborhood. So, a lot. I’m better with guestimating values in the suburbs, less so the city
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 2
I mean, when you decorate a home like that, it just proves you have more money than you know what to do with...
"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
11/08/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0
Shampoo is better, it goes on first and cleans the hair.... oh never mind I’ll just let billy take it from here:
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"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
11/08/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0
Stop looking at me swan!
"slicetoast" (slicetoast)
11/08/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 2
Also, WHERE DO YOU WORK?!?! Asgard?
;)
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1
Asgard is fine, but a little bit low class for me...
"slicetoast" (slicetoast)
11/08/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0
Oh, I agree.
The wifi on my jet I’m currently on goes in and out, hope this reply gets through, also, my intern is typing as fast as he can. Wait, are you typing what I’m saying right now? And now? Even now...? Wait, gimme tha
"HoneySmacks" (HoneySmacks)
11/08/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0
Gotta admit, I kind of love the over-the-top-ness of the golden swan!
Or maybe it’s just that I hate that bleak modern crap in #’s 2 and 3.
Either way, the swan wins this contest.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0
I’m conflicted. I definitely do not like the style, but at the same time it’s very interesting so I can’t hate it. The architecture is quite different from most of what I see daily: there are multiple internal balconies looking out over ballroom-esque sitting rooms, raised dining rooms two steps above the rest of the bottom floor, lowered dining rooms, multiple courtyards....
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/08/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0
10/10 would chandelier in bathroom.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 0
Yeah, I guess interesting is superior to boring, in most cases.
How many dining rooms?!
Do only two people live in this house?
"boxrocket" (boxrocket)
11/08/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0
#2
#1 is too gaudy.
#3 would make too many splashes woth those rocks in the sink.
Both #2 & #3 are silly having the handle not be over the sink so the dripping water can stay in the sink bowl.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
11/08/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0
Three dining rooms, a separate room that is a full bar, a second kitchen upstairs, and the master bedroom has a mini bar with sink. It’s a fairly regular client, I’ll grab some pictures some time. Also home to the tallest, skinniest windows I’ve seen, something like eighteen inches by whatever three standard floors is
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/08/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0
Crazy.
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
11/12/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0
I can’t decide. #1 is puke worthy but I also don’t understand the out of counter sink basin concept.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
11/16/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0
I like #2, but hate the mirror underneath (which would be perpetually dirty). #1 is the most practical. #3 is okay, aside from the rocks making it hard to clean.