WOOT NEW SV650!

Kinja'd!!! by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 11/08/2017 at 11:17

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AND ITS A...Cafe...racer...

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Al’right, which one of you fucks works for Suzuki and is trolling me right now?


Replies (30)

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
11/08/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

That front shroud that makes it a cafe racer does not match the rest of the bike. Maybe they will have an optional different one.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/08/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

I don’t understand cafe racers.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
11/08/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 0

Now included with every purchase: Biltwell Gringo helmet. Bubble shield optional.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
11/08/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 2

The new Kawasaki cafe racer will be better at picking up babes. Just look at the pictures! That’s all the proof you need.

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Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
11/08/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0

Honda’s new “Neo Sports Cafe”

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Kinja'd!!! "uofime-2" (uofime-2)
11/08/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

It’s like a less expensive japanese Monster. I like it.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/08/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

I know nothing about motorcycle styling trends, but aesthetically I think I prefer a nice simple round headlight over a face that looks like an insectoid cyborg.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/08/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

Something else to add to the list of hopefuls. But then again, I actually like this style.

No I am not going to buy a “vintage” style helmet. Those just look dumb.

Kinja'd!!! "Nonster" (noahnic)
11/08/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 3

you’d think they would’ve figured it out by now and done a SV650R, but nope we get a headlight cowl and a new paint job.

They have to know how much people love to track and race the SV for the past 15 years.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
11/08/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

I don’t normally care about bikes but damn, that looks good

Kinja'd!!! "OKcarburetor" (okcarburetor)
11/08/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 0

The Kawi acrtually looks pretty good for a retro bike.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
11/08/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1

^^^THIS^^^

Especially considering other stuff from their stable bolts right the fuck on. Look at the street triple... do they even sell any non-Rs?

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
11/08/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 0

Is a beard or manbun mandatory?

Suburbia-appropriate tats are a given :)

Kinja'd!!! "Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)" (NKlein)
11/08/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

No harm to the SV, they are awesome bikes but If it wasn’t already a blatant knockoff of the old 90s and early 2000s ducati monsters, this is like out right copy pasta.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

RIGHT?!?! they would have sold Shit loads of svr. But it would have stolen GSXR sales.

Also i did have a customer who has a non r street triole. I was very confused at first.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

Oh it was a japanese monster. All the looks but it actually worked the majority of the time

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

Im okay with non insect lights. But that light has LITERALLLY been used for 25 years now. Its lazy not elegant. The new hondas have circle lights that look modern.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
11/08/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

I guess the GSXR sales argument is a solid one, but sportbike sales have been slipping for years and they need a way to shine above the competition in the current battleground that is “real” street bikes. I don’t understand why so few brands do it, and even less bring it over to NA. KTM lost a customer in me by not having the duke 690R in the USA, that would have been in my stable so damn quick.

Alas, I had to settle for my STR when I was hungry for something fancier than the SV :p

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

The duke 690 is already reasonably high spec though...

Kinja'd!!! "Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)" (NKlein)
11/08/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

The air cooled bikes are actually quite robust. Some of the liquid cooled ones, not so much.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
11/08/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

Front felt a little soft to me, plus I’m a whore for adjustability.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
11/08/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

Someone at Suzuki is trolling you.

Kinja'd!!! "StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
11/08/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

Literally looks just like the older ones, which isn’t that much of an issue. Pretty good looking.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 1

I though the WP forks were adjustible?

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
11/08/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 0

nope, shit is preload only... fuckers

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 1

Right?! My parents nearly fell of thwir chair laughing about it

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
11/08/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1

So does this make a cafe racer a good first bike now?

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Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
11/08/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

Imma slap you

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
11/08/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

Muahahahaha!

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/09/2017 at 06:19, STARS: 0

admit it, you’ll buy one.