DD, Track, Burn: Random Craigslist Edition

Kinja'd!!! by "Nonster" (noahnic)
Published 11/06/2017 at 16:10

Tags: DDtrackburn
STARS: 2


Let’s try a variation of the classic game. I opened my local craigslist and picked the first three cars.

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edit: Well that didn’t take long, F-150's already flagged. And yeah the Altima’s definitely a scam, but lets work under the assumption that they’re all legit. 


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "NojustNo" (front24200)
11/06/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1

Natch the first ad is an obvious scammer.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
11/06/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1

Dd: f-150

Track: Altima

Burn: that god awful Buick

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
11/06/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 5

Let’s see, the Nissan sounds like a scam, the F-150 has been flagged for removal, and the Buick looks thoroughly thrashed.

Burn, burn, burn.

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
11/06/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

My spin, searched local craigslist for between $1000-2000.

Burn:

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-buick-park-ave-white/6367900834.html

DD (after a bit of work):

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1978-chevy-c10-short-bed/6364621346.html

Track:

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-honda-prelude-turbo-h23a/6340867009.html

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
11/06/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

Track - Buick, thereby destroying it.

Burn - Nissan, thereby destroying it.

DD - F150

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/06/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 3

Burn: Altima

Burn: Century

Burn: F150

I’ll walk.

Kinja'd!!! "Nonster" (noahnic)
11/06/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 2

^this is the correct answer hahaha

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
11/06/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

I spun and got lucky. DD: Tesla Model S; Track: M-B E63 AMG; Burn: Buick Regal

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If I impose a $2000 limit, we are presented with a much sadder set of options:

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DD: the Regal, but I’m not happy about it. Track: the weirdo ‘70s VW kit car, slowly. Burn: the Blazer, because of the ominous words “...or parts.”

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
11/06/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

Burn the Nissan, DD the Buick, track the F150

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/06/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 0

Hey now, I invented this variation! I expect $2,000 in royalties. Don’t make me bring my lawyers into this!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/06/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
11/06/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 0

The Altima is a Nissan on rimz... Burn.

The Buick is disgusting and ruined... Mercy burn

The ‘97-’04 F-150 is without a doubt the worst thing to ever be called “truck”... Burn, scrape up the ashes, burn again, pee on the ashes, burn a third time.

I choose walking shoes.

Kinja'd!!! "j250ex" (j250ex)
11/06/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

DD the Ford. LeMons the Buick and burn the Altima. Easy

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/06/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

That Nissan is a scam. I always see the same thing. A newer white car, on rims priced less than 2000 dollars. And it’s usually an import

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
11/06/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

DD the Ferd, track the Buick, burn the magic 4wd Altima. Clearly it’s a witch anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/07/2017 at 05:37, STARS: 0

burn all 3