DD, Track, Burn?

Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 11/06/2017 at 12:13

Tags: DoTS ; DDtrackburn ; Porsche 911 ; Ferrari Califonia ; Nissan GT-R
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Just saw this rental supercar trifecta down on the street. Sorry for crap photo, I was halfway through a 3 mile run and took it mid-stride. Anyway, Carrera S Cabrio, California non-T, and Godzilla: Whatcha got?


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/06/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 11

Seems pretty straightforward: burn the Ferrari (I mean, it’s only a matter of time anyway), daily the Porsche and track the GT-R.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/06/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1

+1 for Ferrari self-immolation reference. I posted this mainly to see if anyone has a contrarian opinion. I think yours is the majority and is also what I would pick, but some people seem to really, really dislike the R-35 so maybe it’ll get a few burns.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
11/06/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

DD: 911

Track: GT-R

Burn: California (tasteless no matter how I word it)

Kinja'd!!! "e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
11/06/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

Track Godzilla

DD the ass-engine nazi slot car

Burn the prancing horse

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
11/06/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 0

I’ll just ride the bus. It’s the only one I could afford anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
11/06/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 1

Yeah, my answer is the same as everyone else’s. I wanted to swap the Porsche and GT-R, but I just couldn’t. Fixed roof will always be superior on the track.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
11/06/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 2

Daily the Italian V8 with a metal roof. Track the Coupe. Burn the car with the engine in the wrong spot.

DD-California

Track-Godzilla

Burn-911

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
11/06/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 2

DD: Prancing Horse, because it’s a California and daily driving is what it does best.

Track: GT-R, because maths and bzz noises from all the go-fast computers.

Burn: The Porsche, only because it belongs on a track but for some reason had the structural rigidity taken clean off the top.

Kinja'd!!! "Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
11/06/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0

DD: 911

Track: Godzilla

Burn: Light anywhere match

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/06/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 2

I almost wish there was a GT-R convertible to make this more interesting.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/06/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 0

DD and Track: GT-R

Burn: Ferrari

Forget: The 911 cause convertible and why would I want one?

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
11/06/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1

Daily: Carrera S Cabrio

Track: Nissan GT-R

Burn: Ferrari

Same as everyone else I suppose.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/06/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

I’m not a big R-35 fan, either, but the California is the worst modern Ferrari.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
11/06/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 2

IMO, the “worst modern Ferrari” is equivalent to being the world’s poorest billionaire. I’m obviously biased though :)

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/06/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 1

Honestly, if someone gave it to me, I’d just immediately turn around and sell it. I’m sure some people love them, but to me, the styling is terrible and it’s not what a Ferrari should be.

And... cue the FUV introduction.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/06/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1

IDK because the engine is in the wrong spot? That seems to be a turn on for some people around here.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
11/06/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 1

I personally like them. I hear they are a lot of fun to drive too. Things go wrong in the rear but I can forgive it. The Portofino is a much better application of the convertible V8 2+2 formula though.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
11/06/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

Wasn’t it under development as a Maerati but Fiat decided it had gotten too expensive and decided it needed to be a Ferrari so they grafted on some Ferrari styling elements? That could explain the looks. Though the new Portofino isn’t exactly a looker either.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/06/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 1

I like 911s, just not convertibles. They look awful.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
11/06/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

No idea, but that makes some sense.

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
11/06/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 1

Yeah, the California just doesn’t stir my loins at all. I don’t think it looks bad, just...I guess I think it looks like a chick car (as in a car some lady married to a guy with too much money, not a female with good taste). Burn.

The Porsche I’d probably daily, because the convertible-ness is actually fun every once in a while on a twisty road, and the Porsche-ness seems much more liveable than Godzilla. DD

Godzilla is really good at two things: driving around a track, and getting people excited at cars and coffee. Track

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
11/08/2017 at 06:58, STARS: 1

Daily the Porsche, Track the Nissan…

…XD THE FERRARI BURNS ITSELF 10/10 MOST ORIGINAL JOKE OF THE YEAR.