This...Isn’t Chocolate...

Kinja'd!!! by "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
Published 11/04/2017 at 11:52

Tags: Tenants?
STARS: 1


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I’m happy I’m investing in what I’m going to call “two-factor security” in my home, because this “crap” will stop one way or another...

Today in “crap” someone who has something against myself or my mum did, actual crap on my window screen. We were replacing the broken window from my last “home life is a literal nightmare post” when it was discovered.

It looks like it’s been there for awhile but it smells something like dog poop, could be human poop too though. Surprise surprise, guess who is the only person near my house that has two dogs?

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I guess they figured that they can’t just finish off the window as that would have required breaking the screen and triggering the alarm.

Hope whoever did this had fun...

This post gets nuked in 24 hours for reasons relating to my own incredible lack of sense of security right now.


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
11/04/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 2

what is it with crazy people and flinging shit?

congratulations... you covered a window in shit.. and your hands are covered in shit... well shit genius.. you win this round.

you stay safe now.. this shit cant be easy to live with.

(also.. this post contains a lot of shit)

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
11/04/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 2

Two of my neighbors got into it over some dog poop. One neighbor let his dog poop in the other neighbor’s yard. The second neighbor used a shovel to scoop it up and toss it back into the dog owner’s yard. The dog owner scooped it up and tossed it into the second neighbor’s garage.

That’s when the cops got involved...

The second neighbors decided to sell their house a couple of months later.

Kinja'd!!! "Quadradeuce" (quadradeuce)
11/04/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 3

All of my neighbors have dogs, 4-5 in total. We don’t. I’ve never found a single piece of dog crap in my yard. It’s not hard to have your dog stay in your yard (only one of the dogs has a fenced yard). And if your dog craps on anyone else’s property, pick it up. No debate.

Maybe this basic level of courtesy on my block is why we all get along.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/04/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 2

Word is that everyone who buys this house sells it because of the nightmare next door neighbor. In fact, this house has such a bad reputation it was on the market and through various auctions for three years before we bought it. My mum and I invested nearly $100k making it into a dream home. I’m standing my ground, I’m tired of having everyone walk all over me. Either they will get arrested or they will move.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/04/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 3

The dog owner sounds like a real piece of work.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
11/04/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 2

I caught one of my neighbors picking up her dog’s poop out of my yard. I made sure to thank her for her courtesy.

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
11/04/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1

Small wi-fi connected security cameras are pretty cheap these days, just saying. Nothing like having video evidence to show to the police and or oppo/youtube.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/04/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

That’s what I meant by “two-factor”. I’m getting a bunch of IP cams. Sure, not as reliable as hardwiring but the task of hardwiring a bunch of cameras around a big house is beyond my capabilities.