Cant Go Out Today, Im Saving Up for a Kia

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Published 11/04/2017 at 00:35

Tags: Kia
STARS: 7


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They tell you to reach for the stars but Im more interested in the cookies on top of the fridge.

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Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
11/04/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

What, the magnets on the fridge aren’t good enough?

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
11/04/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 1

I think this is more like the apple on the counter, to be honest. Not that impressed by the Stinger.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/04/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 3

My magnets suck! They gave me five Q’s but only two U’s.

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/04/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 6

I like apples.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/04/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

Is the Stinker actually a lift back? If not it’s a useless peice of garbage

Edit: it’s no Saab in terms of space, or load level, but it is indeed a liftback.

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Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
11/04/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 0

Granny Smith or Red Delicious?

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
11/04/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 1

It’s actually a liftback.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/04/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0

Top of the fridge is where all the Halloween candy is located.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/04/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 0

While I like the Stinger, I like the Insignia more.

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Though I’m going to stick with the Superb, it gets a facelift next year so it should be interesting to see if it goes the way of the Octavia.

Pre and port facelift.

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Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
11/04/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 0

I like Jazz Apples

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
11/04/2017 at 01:43, STARS: 0

Become an escort like Zoidberg, duh!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/04/2017 at 02:11, STARS: 0

Indeed. Nothing bugs me more than a fastback that isn’t a liftback. Let’s hope that the next gen Mustang gets it right.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/04/2017 at 04:42, STARS: 0

I’m truly looking forward to a four way test across the Stinger, Superb, Insignia/Commodore and Passat. Buggered if I know whether the Mondeo/Fusion is up for that but might as well chuck it in the mix.

The other comparison I’m looking forward to is the Commodore Tourer vs Octavia Scout vs Passat Alltrack vs H6 Outback...

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
11/04/2017 at 05:14, STARS: 1

There was a test done of the Insignia, Mazda 6 and Skoda Superb.

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/lifestyle/cars/car-reviews/review-vauxhall-insignia-grand-sport-vs-mazda-6-vs-skoda-superb-group-test/

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Verdict All of which leads to a top score for the Skoda Superb. It’s not the latest car here, but it’s still the most voluminous, with class as well as space to add to the cabin. That’s not to say that the latest Vauxhall Insignia is a loser, far from it. It handles better than the Skoda, drives quietly and efficiently and comes with an impressive amount of kit, including safety equipment as standard. That’s one of the places the Mazda 6 falls down on with low kit levels and the least amount of practicality. Superior performance coupled with low refuelling costs are impressive but not enough against this class of competition.

The Golf Alltrack would be better suited for a comparison against the Octavia Scout, being the same platform

But they did do a test of the Passat Alltrack and the Skoda Scout.

http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/car-reviews/magazine-reviews/delusions-of-ordure-subaru-outback-vs-vw-passat-alltrack-vs-skoda-octavia-estate-vs-volvo-v60-cross-country-car-april-2016/

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Verdict VW Passat Estate Alltrack (Winner): Outstanding all-rounder; comfortable, capacious and highly competent. Might seem gently pricey in this company, but for the Volvo.Skoda Octavia Scout Estate: VW parts-bin proletariat status shines through, especially on board, after dark. But great value for money, and a must for the badge-indifferent.Volvo V60 Cross Country: Not a driver’s car but, for comfort and practicality, incredibly well thought out, rugged and solid. As you’d expect, given the price tag…Subaru Outback: Subaru’s ongoing schizophrenia issues made metal, and comprehensively outclassed here. Manual a better drive, but not available on more powerful petrol variant.

It would be good to see them compared to what Australia has to offer.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
11/04/2017 at 09:52, STARS: 0

I hope your serious because I’d love to get an owners perspective on one of these.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/04/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0

Red delicious are literally cardboard

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
11/04/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

¿Dónde está mi amigo, Manuel?

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Seriously, do you know if Kia have any plans to make a manual version ?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/04/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

There’s a manual 2.0t for the Genesis G70 so I don’t see why that wouldn’t appear for the Stinger 2.0t.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
11/04/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1

So you can only get manuals for the base models?

That means there’s a gap in the market for Hyundai/Kia...

Wobbles, that’s where you come in! Go and make a megapost about some alternate reality where the market for cheap-ish manual sports cars still exists.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
11/05/2017 at 06:26, STARS: 1

Excellent! In my creepiest Mr Burns impersonation.

Yeah the Australian suspension tuning and feature packaging is going to be key here...but it’ll have to wait until the new year I reckon before it all falls out.