DOTS: Bling Edition

Kinja'd!!! by "E92M3" (E46M3)
Published 11/02/2017 at 22:14

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Saw this Escalade today.

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RUCCI... the GUCCI of Rims?


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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
11/02/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 4

Seriously, what are those wheels? 26”?

It must be like driving a covered wagon.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
11/02/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 6

I understand that everyone has different taste. But you can’t not notice the difference between the stock ride quality and the ride quality with those things. If you bought an Escalade then you wanted luxury, not bent wheels and spine displacement.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/02/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 4

Yeah, but bling tho.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
11/02/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

Was going to attach the music video to the song Bling Bling in this comment. But that song is so bad, I couldn’t possibly do that to you.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
11/02/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Since you mentioned I had to find out for myself. Since I’ve had some adult beverages, this isn’t the worst thing I’ve heard.

Kinja'd!!! "Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
11/02/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 1

hahaha. I have also had some adult beverages. Late 90s/early 00s rap has a certain luster to it.

Kinja'd!!! "SeaMonkey271" (seamonkey271)
11/02/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

Donks are intended to be as “bling” as possible, to the point in which people just roll their eyes in shock of the car’s quality and ugly aesthetics.

Kinja'd!!! "Monkey B" (monkeyb)
11/02/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 6

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Kinja'd!!! "rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI" (rillweid)
11/02/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

Honestly, I drove a bunch of donks for work, and they’re WAY less bad than you would expect.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
11/02/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

He better go back to Ohio, or those rims will be destroyed in a couple of days.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
11/02/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1

Well.... At least they gold plated every thing else so the wheels match I suppose.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/02/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 1

I hate to say it but I like it.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/02/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

if you bought an Escalade chances are you car more about how others see you than how you feel at anytime

Kinja'd!!! "GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo" (jackolson)
11/03/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 0

Idk about that...I have a ton of seat time in the newest generation and with the magnetic ride control, heated/cooled/massage seats, and the 6.2l V8 it is a very nice place to be. Really the only improvement I would make is adding the Bose Panaray system that is in the CT6.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
11/03/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 1

I hate you for making me see this.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
11/03/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

tacky.

Kinja'd!!! "DanZman" (DanielHarpel)
11/03/2017 at 01:59, STARS: 1

I kind of love it for its absurdity. It looks like a toy. Still better than a lot of stance cars or almost anything with a liberty walk body kit.

Kinja'd!!! " " (a7rrows)
11/03/2017 at 06:28, STARS: 1

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Their website has the most atrocious wheels I have ever seen while offering the slickest and most customisable wheel configurator I’ve used and I feel conflicting things

Kinja'd!!! "ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied." (theplasticone)
11/03/2017 at 07:24, STARS: 1

I agree. As these things go, it’s not atrocious. It almost looks like a concept vehicle if you let your vision go blurry.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
11/03/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0

Wow, you said it. That configurator is awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
11/03/2017 at 09:23, STARS: 0

I’ll take that over a beigemobile any day.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/03/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

I know it’s a great car. But I think the majority of its target demographic are people who want them because rappers in 2002 said they were cool.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
11/03/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

GROSS

Kinja'd!!! "Transit" (gear-chip)
11/03/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

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Oh, yeah.

Kinja'd!!! "GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo" (jackolson)
11/03/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

That’s probably true for used ones but out of the 10-15 that I’ve sold they all have been well paid executives or business owners. Now that they are pushing the $80-100k range its taken out a lot of the poseurs. 

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
11/03/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0

It’s tacky as hell, but someone really put in effort to coordinate the gold, and to shine the discs.

That said, how do the brakes cool?

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
11/05/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 0

Dat gold trim, tho